making out in a van

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Oliver and Chloe were making passionate love in Oliver's antennaantenne (de voiture) when suddenly Chloe, who was a bit on the kinkypervers side and had just read "Fifty Shades of Grey"roman érotique célèbre, yelled out: "Oh, big boy, whip mefouette-moi! Whip me!"

Oliver, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously didn’t have any whipsfouets to hand. But in a flash of inspiration, he opened the window, snapped the antennaantenne (de voiture) off his vanfourgon, and proceeded to whip Chloe until they both collapsed in sado-masochistic ecstasy.

About a week later, Chloe noticed that the marksmarques left by the whipping session were not healing and were starting to festers'infecter a bit, so she went to the doctor.

The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Chloe, a little too embarrassed to admit she had even had sex with Oliver, let alone allowed him to indulge her kinky desires, eventually admitted, "Yes, I did."

Nodding his head knowinglyconsciemment, the doctor exclaimed:

"I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you've got the worst case of van aerial diseasejeu de mots sur "venereal disease" (maladie vénérienne) et "aerial" (antenne de voiture) that I've ever seen."

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In this story, we come across three interesting expressions: out of breath, to crawl out, and to be rude. 'Out of breath' means breathing quickly and heavily, usually after running or physical effort. 'To crawl out' means to move out of a place on your hands and knees or close to the ground. 'To be rude' means to be impolite or not show good manners.

•  The soldier arrived out of breath and asked for help.

•  He crawled out from under the nun’s skirt after the Military Cops left.

•  The soldier worried he was being rude when he complimented the nun’s legs.

This story also uses the past continuous tense to describe actions that were in progress at a specific moment in the past. We form the past continuous with 'was/were + verb-ing'. It is often used to set the scene or show two actions happening at the same time.

•  The soldier was running up to the nun, out of breath.

•  The Military Cops were looking for the soldier when they spoke to the nun.

•  The nun was waiting calmly while the soldier hid under her skirt.

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