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Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Weather Forecast Glove Intermediate · Past Simple · Wordplay ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. James was walking down the road MARCHAIT LE LONG DE LA ROUTE Past Continuous one morning when he met his friend Danny. James: Morning, Danny. Erm… why are you wearing a glove PORTES-TU UN GANT ? Present Continuous on only one hand? Danny: Because of the weather forecast PRÉVISION MÉTÉO . James: The weather forecast? Danny: Yes. The forecaster PRÉSENTATEUR | PRÉSENTATRICE MÉTÉO said, “ On the one hand D'UN CÔTÉ , it might be fine, but on the other hand D'UN AUTRE CÔTÉ , it might rain.” 📘 Key Voca...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ Monk Celebration ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Monk & the Missing R Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A young monk MOINE arrives at a monastery MONASTÈRE . He is assigned to helping the other monks copy the old laws LOIS of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript MANUSCRIT . So the new monk goes to the head monk to ask why, signalling FAISANT REMARQUER that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, nobody would realise it. In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent SUIVANTES / ULTÉRIEURES (copies) ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Art Collector & Attorney Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An attorney AVOCAT / REPRÉSENTANT LÉGAL named Johan telephoned and requested to speak with his client, a wealthy TRÈS RICHE art collector. “Pieter,” he said, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The collector sighed A SOUPIRÉ (EXPRIMANT LA DÉCEPTION) . “Johan, I’ve had a truly rotten day TRÈS MAUVAISE JOURNÉE . Please, let’s hear the good news first.” “Well,” the lawyer AVOCAT said, “I met with your wife today. She informed me that she invested only €5,000 in two remarkable pictures—ones she believes could fetch SE...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Vietnam War Stakeout Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. During the Vietnam War GUERRE DU VIETNAM , a Black man, an Asian man, and a white man are on a stakeout FILATURE / POSTE D'OBSERVATION in the jungle JUNGLE , far from their base BASE . They receive a call from command COMMANDEMENT saying that it’s time to resupply SE RAVITAILLER . The white man says to the others, “Alright, I’m going to go pick up some food NOURRITURE . Black guy, you go get the ammunition MUNITIONS , and Asian guy, you go get the other supplies RÉSERVES / FOURNITURES . We’ll meet back here in three hours.” They p...