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Learn English With Jokes • Where's God?

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Where's God? Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour le français. Tapez sur /…/ pour écouter sans quitter la page. Two mischievous espiègles / malicieux little boys were always getting into trouble. Their mother decided that something had to be done, so she sent them to the local clergyman ecclésiastique . The clergyman was a big man with a booming voice voix forte et retentissante . He sat the younger boy down in front of him and asked in a very serious voice, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he said nothing. The clergyman asked again, a little louder: "Where is God?" Still no answer. Then the clergyman leaned...
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Learn English With Jokes • Seán, His Mom, His Pop

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Seán, His Mom, His Pop Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Seán was 34 years old and still single CÉLIBATAIRE . One evening, his friend Ciarán asked, " How is it you're not married yet COMMENT SE FAIT-IL QUE TU NE SOIS PAS ENCORE MARIÉ ? ? Have you not found a woman who'd make a good wife FEMME / ÉPOUSE ?" Seán sighed SOUPIRA and said, " To be fair POUR ÊTRE HONNÊTE / FRANC , my friend, I've met lots of BEAUCOUP DE women I wanted to marry. But every time I bring one home to meet my parents, my mother can't stand SUPPORTER / PIFRER her." Ciarán thought for...
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Learn English With Jokes • Heaven's Decision

Heaven's Decision ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Heaven's Decision Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man died and went to Heaven PARADIS . When he arrived, Saint Peter SAINT PIERRE said, “Before you meet God DIEU , I should tell you that we’ve reviewed your life. To be honest, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad, so we’re not quite sure what to do with you. Can you think of anything you did that might help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul ÂME thought for a moment. “Well, once I was driving along when I saw a little old lady being harassed HARCELÉE by a gang of thugs VOYOUS . I pulled over, walked up to...
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Learn English With Jokes • Endearment

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Endearment Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. " Sugar MON CHOU (TERME AFFECTUEUX) , why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper DÎNER (SOIR) ," said Helen to her husband of 55 years. " Sure thing BIEN SÛR ," said the husband, sitting down comfortably. "Now sweetheart MON CŒUR , would you like to start with the soup or with the salad?" Helen asked. "Let's see, I think the soup first would be great," he responded. After a whole ENTIER meal of one endearing ATTACHANT term after another, their guest INVITÉ , T...
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Learn English With Jokes • Having a Row

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Having a Row Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Gilbert PRÉNOM : My wife and I had a terrible row DISPUTE last night. But she crawled A RAMPÉ to me on her knees GENOUX in the end. Gilbert's friend L'AMI DE GILBERT : Wow! That’s incredible! What did you say? Gilbert PRÉNOM : Nothing. But she said, come out from under that sofa CANAPÉ , Gilbert! 📘 Key Vocabulary + row DISPUTE (BRITANNIQUE) crawled A RAMPÉ ...
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