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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Two Drunken Irishmen

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Two Drunken Irishmen Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two drunken IVRES Irishmen IRLANDAIS were staggering TITUBANT through a graveyard CIMETIÈRE one night. Paddy started reading LISANT the gravestones PIERRES TOMBALES . "Mick," he says, "would you look at this — a feller here who was 90 when he died!" "Who's that?" says Mick. "Somebody called O'Toole from Kerry," he replies RÉPOND . Mick says, "Never mind him, there's a feller here called Murphy, was 99 when he died! From Castletown, of all places!" "...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Witty One-Liners

Witty One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Witty One-Liners Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Applied for a job extracting coal EXTRAIRE DU CHARBON but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined JE N'AI JAMAIS EXTRAIT (JEU DE MOTS AVEC "NEVER MIND") . — Anon What's another word for Thesaurus THESAURUS (DICTIONNAIRE DE SYNONYMES) ? — Steven Wright What do you call a fake FAUX dad? A faux pas A joke! It sounds like "faux pa" ("fake dad"). "Faux pas" is a French expression meaning a social mistake. . — Anon A f...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ New Parrot

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The New Parrot Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man buys a parrot PERROQUET and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and getting nasty MÉCHANT , so the man picks up the parrot and throws it into the freezer CONGÉLATEUR to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird screeching POUSSANT DES CRIS STRIDENTS for a few minutes, then total silence. He opens the freezer door and the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I'm sorry if I offended you, I humbly ask for your forgiveness PARDON | RÉMISSION ." The man says, "Well, that's okay. I forgive you....
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Learn English With Jokes • A Husband With A Temper

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Husband With A Temper Intermediate · Present Simple · Past Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A woman goes to the doctor's, worried about her husband's temper HUMEUR | ÉTAT ÉMOTIONNEL . The doctor asks, "What is the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I do not know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper SE METTRE EN COLÈRE SOUDAINEMENT for no reason. It scares me ÇA ME FAIT PEUR ." The doctor says, "I have a solution for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry EN COLÈRE | FÂCHÉ , just take a glass of water and start swishing FAIRE TOURNER UN LIQUIDE DANS LA BOU...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Takes The Cake

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Takes The Cake Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man hears from a doctor that his end is near IL VA BIENTÔT MOURIR so he heads over SE DIRIGE to his lawyer's office to draft RÉDIGER | ÉTABLIR a will TESTAMENT . The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer's office, and sees him four minutes later walk away in a huff VEXÉ | FÂCHÉ . "Can I help you, sir?" asks the secretary, dashing SE PRÉCIPITANT after the obviously annoyed FÂCHÉ | VEXÉ | ÉNERVÉ man. "Help me?" the man says. "Help me? This guy's completely mad FOU ! I asked him to help me...
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