ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Takes The Cake Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man hears from a doctor that his end is near IL VA BIENTÔT MOURIR so he heads over SE DIRIGE to his lawyer's office to draft RÉDIGER | ÉTABLIR a will TESTAMENT . The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer's office, and sees him four minutes later walk away in a huff VEXÉ | FÂCHÉ . "Can I help you, sir?" asks the secretary, dashing SE PRÉCIPITANT after the obviously annoyed FÂCHÉ | VEXÉ | ÉNERVÉ man. "Help me?" the man says. "Help me? This guy's completely mad FOU ! I asked him to help me...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Two Elderly Couples Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two elderly PERSONNES ÂGÉES couples are enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asks the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" " Outstanding EXCEPTIONNELLE ," Fred replies. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualisation, association — it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred goes blank A UN TROU DE MÉMOIRE . He tries to think hard but just can't remember. Then a smile breaks acros...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Pig! Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man is driving up a steep RAIDE and narrow ÉTROITE mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out SE PENCHA À L'EXTÉRIEUR of her car window and yells " PIG! COCHON ! " The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, " BITCH! SALOPE ! " They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds TOURNE the next corner, he crashes into PERCUTE a pig right there in the middle of the road, and dies. 📘 Key Vocabulary + ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Onlooking Pedestrian Intermediate · Past Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day on a busy ANIMÉ | ACHALANDÉ street corner, a huge ÉNORME | IMMENSE man walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE a police officer and asks, "Thcuse me offither, can you tell me where thirdee third, and thacramento ith?" The police officer didn't reply RÉPONDRE at all. The large man then asked again, but still no reply RÉPONSE . Finally, the frustrated man walked away. An onlooking pedestrian PIÉTON QUI REGARDAIT | BRADOIR then walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE the officer and asked, "Officer, why didn't you te...