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Learn English With Jokes • Ten Doctor Jokes 2 ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ten Doctor Jokes 2 A2 · Medical English · French help ✦ Survolez ou touchez les mots en ambre pour voir leur traduction en bas à gauche de l'écran . Au clavier, utilisez la touche Tab. Lisez chaque blague, puis essayez de l'expliquer à votre partenaire. Besoin d'aide ? Ouvrez « Aide : comprendre la blague » sous la blague. 1. How many doctors? How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb ampoule ? Just one. But first, they need to ask another doctor. Then they send you to a specialist médecin spécialiste ! Aide : comprendre la blague On s'attend à un...

Surgeons Discussing Patients ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Surgeons Discussing Patients Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on OPÉRER librarians. When you open them up, everything inside is in perfect alphabetical order ORDRE ALPHABÉTIQUE ." The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything inside is in numerical order ORDRE NUMÉRIQUE ." The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything inside is color-coded CODÉ PAR COULEUR ." The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons looked at him in disbelief INCRÉDULITÉ . The fourth surgeon continued, "Because they'...

Learn English With Jokes • Ten Doctor Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ten Doctor Jokes B1–B2 · Doctor Jokes · Wordplay & Grammar ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. 1. After the operation Patient: “Doctor, doctor! Since the operation, I can’t feel my legs SENTIR MES JAMBES !” Doctor: “That’s because we’ve cut off COUPÉ your hands.” 2. A carrot Patient: “Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot.” Doctor: “Don’t get yourself in a stew UN ÉTAT D’AGITATION / UN RAGOÛT !” “Get yourself in a stew” means to become worried or upset. A stew is also a dish that can contain carrots. 3. A swallowed AVALÉ watch Patient: “Doctor, doctor! I’ve swallowed AVALÉ a watch. What should I do?” Doctor: “Take these pills. They’ll help you pass the time PASSER LE TEMPS / FAIRE PASSER (L’OBJET) .” “Pass the ...