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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Sitting On The Porch

Sitting On The Porch ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Sitting On The Porch Intermediate · Used To (Past Habits) ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch VÉRANDA | PORCHE AVANT . "You used to TU AVAIS L'HABITUDE DE sit closer to me," the woman said. So the man moved closer SE RAPPROCHA . "You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her. "You used to call me honey CHÉRIE | MON CHOU ." So the man said, " Yes, honey OUI, CHÉRIE ." "You used to nibble on MORDILLER | GRIGNOTER my ear." "Let me get my teeth DENTS ." 📘 ...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Using The Bathroom

Ret's ESL Jokes ✦ Using The Bathroom ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Using The Bathroom Intermediate · Present Simple · Possessive Pronouns ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Son : Mum MAMAN , does Jesus not have a bathroom of his own À LUI ? Mum : Why do you think he doesn't, sweetheart CHÉRIE | MON CŒUR ? Son : Because he uses ours LE NÔTRE | LA NÔTRE every day. Mum : And how do you know that CELA ? Son : Because every morning Dad bangs COGNE | FRAPPE VIOLEMMENT on the bathroom door and screams CRIE ... "Jesus Christ! You're still ENCORE | JUSQU'À MAINTENANT in there?!" 📘 Key Vocabulary + of his o...
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Learn English With Jokes • One-Liners To Make You Laugh

One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes One-Liners To Make You Laugh Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. “I'm not offended OFFENSÉE | VEXÉE by blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb BÊTE | STUPIDE ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.” — Dolly Parton “Every time I go to confession the priest tells me to stop masturbating SE MASTURBER . And I always tell him, ‘ Hold on ATTENDEZ | UNE SECONDE | PATIENTEZ , I'm almost done PRESQUE FINI | J'AI PRESQUE TERMINÉ .’” — Zach Ford “What does armed to the teeth ARMÉ JUSQU'AUX DENTS mean? Isn't that just braces APPAREIL DENTA...
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Learn English With Jokes • Betting on Betty-Sue

Betting on Betty-Sue ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Betting on Betty-Sue Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Perfect ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and whacks him LE FRAPPE | LE COGNE on the head with a frying pan POÊLE À FRIRE . " Ouch AÏE ! What was that for?" he asks. She says, "I found a slip of paper MORCEAU DE PAPIER in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." "Jesus, honey, remember on Saturday when I went to the track HIPPODROME ? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I bet PARIER | MISER SUR on." She shrugs HAUSSE LES ÉPAULES and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when s...
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Learn English With Jokes • Three Death Sentences

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Three Death Sentences Intermediate · Past Simple · Future Tense ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Mosotho HABITANT DU LESOTHO , were sentenced CONDAMNÉS to death. Their captors GEÔLIERS told them that they had the right to have a final meal REPAS before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. "Give me some good French wine and a traditional French stick BAGUETTE DE PAIN ," he said. So they gave them to him, and he ate. Then they executed him. Next it was the Italian's turn TOUR . "Give me a big plate of pasta," said the Italian. So they brought it to him, ...
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