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Learn English With Jokes ✦ The Poor Box

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ The Onlooking Pedestrian

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Onlooking Pedestrian Intermediate · Past Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day on a busy ANIMÉ | ACHALANDÉ street corner, a huge ÉNORME | IMMENSE man walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE a police officer and asks, "Thcuse me offither, can you tell me where thirdee third, and thacramento ith?" The police officer didn't reply RÉPONDRE at all. The large man then asked again, but still no reply RÉPONSE . Finally, the frustrated man walked away. An onlooking pedestrian PIÉTON QUI REGARDAIT | BRADOIR then walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE the officer and asked, "Officer, why didn't you te...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Swimming

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Swimming Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day a billionaire MILLIARDAIRE was bored S'ENNUYAIT , so he asked his butler MAJORDOME to get him three men. A few hours later, the butler returned with three men, and they all went to the side of the river. The rich man said, "OK, I've got a deal UN MARCHÉ | UNE AFFAIRE you cannot refuse. The one CELUI | CELLE who can swim across the river, which is full of crocodiles and piranhas, will win GAGNER a Jaguar and ten weekends anywhere in the world — everything paid — or a nice flat APPARTEMENT in London, or half a million euros. The winn...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Dark, Witty One-liners

Dark & Witty One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Dark, Witty One-Liners Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. My friend said, "Have you tried the drive-through SERVICE AU VOLANT at McDonald's?" I tried it and the chairs and tables went everywhere. Never again PLUS JAMAIS ... Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single CÉLIBATAIRE ?" and it activated the selfie camera CAMÉRA SELFIE . Why is it that if you donate a kidney FAIT DON D’UN REIN people love you? But if you donate five kidneys CINQ REINS , they call the cops LES FLICS . I...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ The Priest And The Tool

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Priest & The Tool Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. On an international flight VOL INTERNATIONAL , a young woman was having a long conversation with the priest PRÊTRE sitting next to her. They were about to SUR LE POINT DE land when the woman, looking slightly embarrassed, said, "Listen, Father, may I ask you for a favour? I bought a luxury massage tool APPAREIL DE MASSAGE that was quite expensive, and I really don't want to pay customs fees DROITS DE DOUANE . Could you POURRIEZ-VOUS hide it under your cassock SOUTANE when we pass through customs DOUANE … please?" The priest rel...
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