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A mother took her little boy to churchEMMENA SON PETIT GARÇON À L’ÉGLISE.
While in churchPENDANT LA MESSE, the little boy said,
“Mummy, I have to peeFAIRE PIPI.”
The mother said to the little boy,
“It’s not appropriateAPPROPRIÉ to say the word
‘pee’ in church. So, from now onDÉSORMAIS,
whenever you have to ‘pee’, just tell me that you have
to whisperCHUCHOTER.”
The following Sunday, the little boy
went to church with his fatherALLA À L’ÉGLISE AVEC SON PÈRE
and during the service said to him,
“Daddy, I have to whisper.”
The father looked at him and said,
“Okay, just whisper in my
earOREILLE.”
Vocabulary
To pee: to urinate (informal).
To whisper: to speak very softly.
The boy said he had to peeFAIRE PIPI.
He told his father he had to whisperCHUCHOTER.
Grammar
The joke mainly uses past simple for narration and direct speech, with time markers to maintain narrative flow.
Past simple: A mother took her little boy to church.
Time expression:The following Sunday, the little boy went with his father.
Synonyms & Alternatives
To pee: wee, have a wee.
To whisper: murmur, speak softly.
Mini Dialogue
Oliver: Excuse me, I need to whisperCHUCHOTER.
James: This isn’t the library—why are you whispering?
Oliver: Because saying I need to peeFAIRE PIPI sounds worse.
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After a lengthy trial, Bob is found guilty and sentenced to life in a medium security prisonPRISON DE SÉCURITÉ MOYENNE.
Arriving just in time for the daily lunch, Bob introduces himself to his fellow inmatesDÉTENUS as he waits in line for the meal.
Somebody yells out “56!”, and everyone around Bob starts laughing.
“143!” another inmateDÉTENU declares, and the laughter continues.
“What’s withQU’EST-CE QUI SE PASSE AVEC the numbers?” Bob asks.
“Those are jokes,” replies inmateDÉTENU Tom. “All of us have been here so long we memorisedAVONS MÉMORISÉ every joke, so each joke is represented by a number.”
Bob, wanting to fit inS’INTÉGRER, yells out “three thousand, three hundred and thirty-three!”
After a moment of silence, the prison erupts in guffawsÉCLATS DE RIRE. Tom slaps him on the back and says, “Good one! We haven’t heard that one before!”
Vocabulary
Inmates: people who are in prison.
Guffaws: loud, unrestrained laughter.
Bob introduces himself to his fellow inmatesDÉTENUS.
The prison erupts in guffawsÉCLATS DE RIRE.
Grammar
The joke uses past simple for main narration and present perfect for experiences up to a point in the past, with reported speech introduced by "replies".
Past simple: Bob yells out “three thousand, three hundred and thirty-three!”
Present perfect: We haven’t heard that one before.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Inmates: prisoners, convicts.
Memorised: learnt by heart, committed to memory.
Guffaws: belly laughs, roars of laughter.
Fit in: blend in, integrate.
Mini Dialogue
Alice: Why is everyone shouting random numbersDES NOMBRES AU HASARD in the library?
Ben: We’ve all memorisedAVONS MÉMORISÉ the book of riddles, so we just call out the number!
Alice: Brilliant! Let me try… “One hundred and forty-seven!”
Ben (laughing): Excellent! We hadn’t heard that one before!
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On a busy bank holidayJOUR FÉRIÉ, the zoo manager offered €200 to a worker to
act as a gorillaSE FAIRE PASSER POUR UN GORILLE, because the real one was unwellMALADE.
Determined to impress his boss, the worker climbed into the
enclosureENCLOS and hung from the
ceilingPLAFOND of the
lion’s denANTRE DU LION.
However, he slippedIL GLISSA and fell to the floor, landing just a few metres away from the lion.
ScreamingHURLANT for help, terrified for his life, the worker panicked as the lion
pounced on himSE JETA SUR LUI.
Then the lion whisperedMURMURA:
“Shut the hell upFERME TA GUEULE or we’re all going to lose our jobs!”
Vocabulary
Enclosure: an area where animals are kept in a zoo.
Pounce: to jump suddenly on something or someone.
The worker climbed into the enclosureENCLOS.
The lion pounces on himSE JETA SUR LUI.
Grammar
The joke mainly uses past simple for narration, with present participles to add tension and immediacy.
Past simple: He slipped and fell to the floor.
Present participle:Screaming for help, terrified for his life.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Pounce: leap at.
Shut the hell up: be quiet.
Mini Dialogue
Oliver: I was screamingHURLANT when the dog ran towards me.
