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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Swimming

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Swimming Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day a billionaire MILLIARDAIRE was bored S'ENNUYAIT , so he asked his butler MAJORDOME to get him three men. A few hours later, the butler returned with three men, and they all went to the side of the river. The rich man said, "OK, I've got a deal UN MARCHÉ | UNE AFFAIRE you cannot refuse. The one CELUI | CELLE who can swim across the river, which is full of crocodiles and piranhas, will win GAGNER a Jaguar and ten weekends anywhere in the world — everything paid — or a nice flat APPARTEMENT in London, or half a million euros. The winn...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Dark, Witty One-liners

Dark & Witty One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Dark, Witty One-Liners Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. My friend said, "Have you tried the drive-through SERVICE AU VOLANT at McDonald's?" I tried it and the chairs and tables went everywhere. Never again PLUS JAMAIS ... Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single CÉLIBATAIRE ?" and it activated the selfie camera CAMÉRA SELFIE . Why is it that if you donate a kidney FAIT DON D’UN REIN people love you? But if you donate five kidneys CINQ REINS , they call the cops LES FLICS . I...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ The Priest And The Tool

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Priest & The Tool Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. On an international flight VOL INTERNATIONAL , a young woman was having a long conversation with the priest PRÊTRE sitting next to her. They were about to SUR LE POINT DE land when the woman, looking slightly embarrassed, said, "Listen, Father, may I ask you for a favour? I bought a luxury massage tool APPAREIL DE MASSAGE that was quite expensive, and I really don't want to pay customs fees DROITS DE DOUANE . Could you POURRIEZ-VOUS hide it under your cassock SOUTANE when we pass through customs DOUANE … please?" The priest rel...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Asking About Names

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Asking About Names Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. This Native-American boy went to his mother one day with a puzzled look REGARD PERPLEXE on his face. "Mum," he said, "why is my big brother named Thunderstorm ORAGE ?" The mother replied, "Because he was conceived FUT CONÇU during a violent storm TEMPÊTE ." The boy asked, "And why is our sister named Running Deer CERF ?" His mother answered, "Your father and I were chasing each other NOUS NOUS POURCHASSIONS before we made love AVANT QUE NOUS FASSIONS L'AMOUR and conceived her L'AV...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ A Horse Walks Into A Bar

Classic Jokes To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender BARMAN says, " So what's with the long face? ALORS, POURQUOI CET AIR SI TRISTE ? " A girl wanted to impress IMPRESSIONNER her English teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while talking to someone. She said, " Excuse me, can I pass away? PARDON, PUIS-JE PASSER ? ("pass away" = mourir, erreur de l'élève) " A student, who is studying English as a foreign language LANGUE ÉTRANGÈRE , was confused PERDU | DÉROUTÉ when he saw...
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