ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Husband With A Temper Intermediate · Present Simple · Past Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A woman goes to the doctor's, worried about her husband's temper HUMEUR | ÉTAT ÉMOTIONNEL . The doctor asks, "What is the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I do not know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper SE METTRE EN COLÈRE SOUDAINEMENT for no reason. It scares me ÇA ME FAIT PEUR ." The doctor says, "I have a solution for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry EN COLÈRE | FÂCHÉ , just take a glass of water and start swishing FAIRE TOURNER UN LIQUIDE DANS LA BOU...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Takes The Cake Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man hears from a doctor that his end is near IL VA BIENTÔT MOURIR so he heads over SE DIRIGE to his lawyer's office to draft RÉDIGER | ÉTABLIR a will TESTAMENT . The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer's office, and sees him four minutes later walk away in a huff VEXÉ | FÂCHÉ . "Can I help you, sir?" asks the secretary, dashing SE PRÉCIPITANT after the obviously annoyed FÂCHÉ | VEXÉ | ÉNERVÉ man. "Help me?" the man says. "Help me? This guy's completely mad FOU ! I asked him to help me...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Two Elderly Couples Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two elderly PERSONNES ÂGÉES couples are enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asks the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" " Outstanding EXCEPTIONNELLE ," Fred replies. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualisation, association — it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred goes blank A UN TROU DE MÉMOIRE . He tries to think hard but just can't remember. Then a smile breaks acros...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Pig! Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man is driving up a steep RAIDE and narrow ÉTROITE mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out SE PENCHA À L'EXTÉRIEUR of her car window and yells " PIG! COCHON ! " The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, " BITCH! SALOPE ! " They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds TOURNE the next corner, he crashes into PERCUTE a pig right there in the middle of the road, and dies. 📘 Key Vocabulary + ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...