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Learn English With Jokes ✦ The Priest And The Tool

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Priest & The Tool Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. On an international flight VOL INTERNATIONAL , a young woman was having a long conversation with the priest PRÊTRE sitting next to her. They were about to SUR LE POINT DE land when the woman, looking slightly embarrassed, said, "Listen, Father, may I ask you for a favour? I bought a luxury massage tool APPAREIL DE MASSAGE that was quite expensive, and I really don't want to pay customs fees DROITS DE DOUANE . Could you POURRIEZ-VOUS hide it under your cassock SOUTANE when we pass through customs DOUANE … please?" The priest rel...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Asking About Names

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Asking About Names Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. This Native-American boy went to his mother one day with a puzzled look REGARD PERPLEXE on his face. "Mum," he said, "why is my big brother named Thunderstorm ORAGE ?" The mother replied, "Because he was conceived FUT CONÇU during a violent storm TEMPÊTE ." The boy asked, "And why is our sister named Running Deer CERF ?" His mother answered, "Your father and I were chasing each other NOUS NOUS POURCHASSIONS before we made love AVANT QUE NOUS FASSIONS L'AMOUR and conceived her L'AV...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ A Horse Walks Into A Bar

Classic Jokes To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender BARMAN says, " So what's with the long face? ALORS, POURQUOI CET AIR SI TRISTE ? " A girl wanted to impress IMPRESSIONNER her English teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while talking to someone. She said, " Excuse me, can I pass away? PARDON, PUIS-JE PASSER ? ("pass away" = mourir, erreur de l'élève) " A student, who is studying English as a foreign language LANGUE ÉTRANGÈRE , was confused PERDU | DÉROUTÉ when he saw...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Sitting On The Porch

Sitting On The Porch ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Sitting On The Porch Intermediate · Used To (Past Habits) ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch VÉRANDA | PORCHE AVANT . "You used to TU AVAIS L'HABITUDE DE sit closer to me," the woman said. So the man moved closer SE RAPPROCHA . "You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her. "You used to call me honey CHÉRIE | MON CHOU ." So the man said, " Yes, honey OUI, CHÉRIE ." "You used to nibble on MORDILLER | GRIGNOTER my ear." "Let me get my teeth DENTS ." 📘 ...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Using The Bathroom

Ret's ESL Jokes ✦ Using The Bathroom ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Using The Bathroom Intermediate · Present Simple · Possessive Pronouns ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Son : Mum MAMAN , does Jesus not have a bathroom of his own À LUI ? Mum : Why do you think he doesn't, sweetheart CHÉRIE | MON CŒUR ? Son : Because he uses ours LE NÔTRE | LA NÔTRE every day. Mum : And how do you know that CELA ? Son : Because every morning Dad bangs COGNE | FRAPPE VIOLEMMENT on the bathroom door and screams CRIE ... "Jesus Christ! You're still ENCORE | JUSQU'À MAINTENANT in there?!" 📘 Key Vocabulary + of his o...
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