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Learn English With Jokes • Having a Row

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Having a Row Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Gilbert PRÉNOM : My wife and I had a terrible row DISPUTE last night. But she crawled A RAMPÉ to me on her knees GENOUX in the end. Gilbert's friend L'AMI DE GILBERT : Wow! That’s incredible! What did you say? Gilbert PRÉNOM : Nothing. But she said, come out from under that sofa CANAPÉ , Gilbert! 📘 Key Vocabulary + row DISPUTE (BRITANNIQUE) crawled A RAMPÉ ...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ At a Medical Convention

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Medical Convention Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. At a medical convention CONGRÈS / CONFÉRENCE , a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other SE JETTENT DES REGARDS . The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself S'EXCUSE / DEMANDE LA PERMISSION to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another UNE CHOSE EN ENTRAÎNE UNE AUTRE and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things are getting hot COMMENCENT À CHAUFFER , the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and ...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ Forenames

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Forenames Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les traductions en français. This Native American boy JEUNE GARÇON AMÉRINDIEN went to his mother one day with a puzzled look REGARD PERPLEXE on his face. "Mum," he said, "why is my big brother named Thunderstorm?" The mother replied, ...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ Birthday Gift Dreams

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Birthday Gift Dreams Intermediate · Vocabulary Building · Past Tenses ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. At breakfast AU PETIT-DÉJEUNER , a woman said to her husband, "Honey, I had the wildest dream LE RÊVE LE PLUS FOU | LE PLUS ÉTRANGE last night. I dreamt that I saw a diamond necklace COLLIER ! What do you think it means?" The husband thought about i...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ Weather Forecast

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Weather Forecast Glove Intermediate · Past Simple · Wordplay ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. James was walking down the road MARCHAIT LE LONG DE LA ROUTE Past Continuous one morning when he met his friend Danny. James: Morning, Danny. Erm… why are you wearing a glove PORTES-TU UN GANT ? Present Continuous on only one hand? Danny: Because of the weather forecast PRÉVISION MÉTÉO . James: The weather forecast? Danny: Yes. The forecaster PRÉSENTATEUR | PRÉSENTATRICE MÉTÉO said, “ On the one hand D'UN CÔTÉ , it might be fine, but on the other hand D'UN AUTRE CÔTÉ , it might rain.” 📘 Key Voca...