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Learn English With Jokes • Heaven's Decision

Heaven's Decision ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Heaven's Decision Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man died and went to Heaven PARADIS . When he arrived, Saint Peter SAINT PIERRE said, “Before you meet God DIEU , I should tell you that we’ve reviewed your life. To be honest, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad, so we’re not quite sure what to do with you. Can you think of anything you did that might help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul ÂME thought for a moment. “Well, once I was driving along when I saw a little old lady being harassed HARCELÉE by a gang of thugs VOYOUS . I pulled over, walked up to...
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Learn English With Jokes • Endearment

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Endearment Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. " Sugar MON CHOU (TERME AFFECTUEUX) , why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper DÎNER (SOIR) ," said Helen to her husband of 55 years. " Sure thing BIEN SÛR ," said the husband, sitting down comfortably. "Now sweetheart MON CŒUR , would you like to start with the soup or with the salad?" Helen asked. "Let's see, I think the soup first would be great," he responded. After a whole ENTIER meal of one endearing ATTACHANT term after another, their guest INVITÉ , T...
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Learn English With Jokes • Having a Row

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Having a Row Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Gilbert PRÉNOM : My wife and I had a terrible row DISPUTE last night. But she crawled A RAMPÉ to me on her knees GENOUX in the end. Gilbert's friend L'AMI DE GILBERT : Wow! That’s incredible! What did you say? Gilbert PRÉNOM : Nothing. But she said, come out from under that sofa CANAPÉ , Gilbert! 📘 Key Vocabulary + row DISPUTE (BRITANNIQUE) crawled A RAMPÉ ...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ At a Medical Convention

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Medical Convention Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. At a medical convention CONGRÈS / CONFÉRENCE , a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other SE JETTENT DES REGARDS . The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself S'EXCUSE / DEMANDE LA PERMISSION to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another UNE CHOSE EN ENTRAÎNE UNE AUTRE and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things are getting hot COMMENCENT À CHAUFFER , the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and ...
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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Forenames

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Forenames Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les traductions en français. This Native American boy JEUNE GARÇON AMÉRINDIEN went to his mother one day with a puzzled look REGARD PERPLEXE on his face. "Mum," he said, "why is my big brother named Thunderstorm?" The mother replied, ...
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