ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Onlooking Pedestrian Intermediate · Past Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day on a busy ANIMÉ | ACHALANDÉ street corner, a huge ÉNORME | IMMENSE man walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE a police officer and asks, "Thcuse me offither, can you tell me where thirdee third, and thacramento ith?" The police officer didn't reply RÉPONDRE at all. The large man then asked again, but still no reply RÉPONSE . Finally, the frustrated man walked away. An onlooking pedestrian PIÉTON QUI REGARDAIT | BRADOIR then walked up to S'EST APPROCHÉ DE the officer and asked, "Officer, why didn't you te...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two factory workers OUVRIERS D'USINE are talking. The woman says, "I can get the boss to give me the day off JOUR DE CONGÉ ." The man replies, " Oh yeah AH OUI / VRAIMENT ? How?" "Just wait and see," she says. She then hangs herself upside down LA TÊTE EN BAS from the ceiling. The boss walks in and asks, " What on earth MAIS QU'EST-CE QUE are you doing?" "I'm a light bulb AMPOULE ," she replies. The boss shakes his head SECOUE LA TÊTE . "You...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An army Major visits the sick MALADES soldiers of his platoon SECTION | PELOTON , approache s INDIQUE LA TROISIÈME PERSONNE DU SINGULIER AU PRÉSENT one private SIMPLE SOLDAT and asks: " What's C'EST QUOI your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis VÉROLE , Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush BROSSE MÉTALLIQUE each day." "What's your ambition?" "To go back RETOURNER to the front, Sir." "Good man," ...

Learn English With Jokes • She and the Car ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes She and the Car Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Emily: “There’s trouble PROBLÈME with the car. It has water in the carburettor CARBURATEUR .” David: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous RIDICULE .” Emily: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” David: “You don’t even MÊME know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out J’IRAI VÉRIFIER . Where’s the car?” Emily: “In the pool PISCINE .” 📘 Key Vocabulary + trouble PROBLÈME carburettor CARBUR...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Three Wishes Intermediate · Past Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man was walking through the woods when he spotted a magic lamp lying on the ground. Instinctively, he picked it up and rubbed the side of it with his sleeve. Suddenly, a genie appeared in a swirl of blue smoke. The genie thanked the man for freeing him and offered to grant him three wishes. The man was overjoyed and knew exactly what he wanted. “First,” said the man, “I want one billion UN MILLIARD euros.” The genie snapped his fingers, and a briefcase filled with money appeared out of nowhere. The man was wide-eyed LES YEUX ÉCARQUILLÉS in amazement and co...