ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Three Wishes Intermediate · Past Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man was walking through the woods when he spotted a magic lamp lying on the ground. Instinctively, he picked it up and rubbed the side of it with his sleeve. Suddenly, a genie appeared in a swirl of blue smoke. The genie thanked the man for freeing him and offered to grant him three wishes. The man was overjoyed and knew exactly what he wanted. “First,” said the man, “I want one billion UN MILLIARD euros.” The genie snapped his fingers, and a briefcase filled with money appeared out of nowhere. The man was wide-eyed LES YEUX ÉCARQUILLÉS in amazement and co...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Sex-Education Class Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. I once UNE FOIS took a sex education class at university, and a funny DRÔLE thing happened one day. The teacher arrived and told us we'd be NOUS ALLIONS discussing sex positions that day, and asked us how many positions we knew. A young girl near me said, "seven." The professor said, "Very good." But as he prepared to ask another student, a loud BRUYANTE voice from the back of the lecture hall AMPHITHÉÂTRE shouted CRIA , "ninety-one!" The professor looked over PAR-DESSUS his glasses but couldn't...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Cause Of Arthritis Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man who smelled like a distillery DISTILLERIE flopped S'AFFAISA on a subway MÉTRO seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained SA CRAVATE ÉTAIT TACHÉE , his face was plastered with ÉTAIT BARBOUILLÉ DE red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out DÉPASSAIT of his torn DÉCHIRÉ coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the dishevelled DÉBRAILLÉ guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?" "...