ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes Hover (or tap) on the underlined words to see the French translation. I once UNE FOIS took a sex education class at university, and a funny DRÔLE thing happened one day. The teacher arrived and told us we'd be NOUS ALLIONS discussing sex positions that day, and asked how many positions we knew. A young girl near me said, “Seven.” The professor said, “Very good.” But as he prepared to ask another student, a loud FORTE voice from the back of the lecture hall AMPHITHÉÂTRE shouted CRIA , “Ninety-one!” The professor looked over PAR-DESSUS his glasses but couldn’t really make out DISTINGUER who had spoken. Finally, he called on a guy in the front row RANGÉE , and the guy said, “Five.” And again from the back, the same voice shouted, “Ninety-one!” ...

Learn English With Jokes Passez la souris sur (ou touchez longuement) les mots soulignés pour voir la traduction. I UNE FOIS once took a sex education class at university, and a DRÔLE funny thing happened one day. The teacher arrived and told us NOUS ALLIONS we'd be discussing sex positions that day, and asked us how many positions we knew. A young girl near me said, "seven." The professor said, "Very good." But as he prepared to ask another student, a BRUYANTE loud voice from the back of the AMPHITHÉÂTRE lecture hall CRIA shouted , "ninety-one!" The professor looked PAR-DESSUS over his glasses but couldn’t really DISTINGUER make out who had spoken. Finally, he called on a guy in the front RANG row , and the guy said, "five." And again from the back, the same voice shouted, "ninety-one!" Finally, t...

Learn English With Jokes Passez la souris sur (ou touchez) les mots soulignés pour voir la traduction. The Pope LE PAPE , the Dalai Lama, and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing. They hire ILS LOUÈRENT a boat and row out RAMÈRENT AU LARGE to the middle of a lake. It is a scorching day UNE JOURNÉE TORRIDE , and within an hour or two they have finished all the beer. “Let’s row back to shore REVÎNMES À LA RIVE EN RAMANT and get a carry-out DE QUOI BOIRE À EMPORTER AU PUB from the local pub,” says the Pope. “No need,” says the Dalai Lama. He steps over the side PASSA PAR-DESSUS LE BORD of the boat and calmly walks across the surface of the water to the shore LA RIVE . Ten minutes later, he returns with more beer and steps into the boat REMONTA DANS LE BATEAU . Half an hour later, they run out of beer ILS N’EURENT PLUS DE BIÈRE again. “My turn,” says the Pope. He peers IL REGARDA ATTENTIVE...