ESL JOKES

Witty One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Witty One-Liners Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Applied for a job extracting coal EXTRAIRE DU CHARBON but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined JE N'AI JAMAIS EXTRAIT (JEU DE MOTS AVEC "NEVER MIND") . — Anon What's another word for Thesaurus THESAURUS (DICTIONNAIRE DE SYNONYMES) ? — Steven Wright What do you call a fake FAUX dad? A faux pas A joke! It sounds like "faux pa" ("fake dad"). "Faux pas" is a French expression meaning a social mistake. . — Anon A f...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The New Parrot Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man buys a parrot PERROQUET and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and getting nasty MÉCHANT , so the man picks up the parrot and throws it into the freezer CONGÉLATEUR to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird screeching POUSSANT DES CRIS STRIDENTS for a few minutes, then total silence. He opens the freezer door and the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I'm sorry if I offended you, I humbly ask for your forgiveness PARDON | RÉMISSION ." The man says, "Well, that's okay. I forgive you....