ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • The Creaky Porch ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Creaky Porch Intermediate · Past Perfect · Reported Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français (CAPS). A man named Joe had been meaning to AVAIT L’INTENTION DE fix the creaky step MARCHE QUI GRINCE on his front porch for over three years. Every time he walked up to his house, he would trip TRÉBUCHER or the loud creak would echo through the neighbourhood QUARTIER . His wife kept reminding him N’ARRÊTAIT PAS DE LUI RAPPELER , but Joe always said, “I’ll get to it tomorrow.” One evening, after a long day at work, Joe stepped on the step A POSÉ LE PIED SUR LA MARCHE , broke straight through it, and landed knee-deep JUSQU’AUX GENOUX in the mud BOUE underneath. His wife came rushing out, saw him flailing around SE DÉBATTANT , and sighed SOUPIRA . Joe looked up at her, com...

Learn English With Jokes • The Mysterious Monastery Sound Learn English With Jokes The Mysterious Monastery Sound Intermediate · Past Simple · Narrative Mystery Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français (CAPS). A man was driving down the road when his car broke down TOMBA EN PANNE near a monastery. He walked to the gate, knocked on the door FRAPPA À LA PORTE , and asked if he could stay the night PASSER LA NUIT . The monks MOINES welcomed him warmly, fed him LUI DONNÈRENT À MANGER a simple meal, and even repaired his car RÉPARÈRENT SA VOITURE . That night, as he tried to fall asleep S’ENDORMIR , he heard a very strange sound. The next morning, he asked about it, but the monks replied that they could not tell him because he was not a monk. He felt disappointed FUT DÉÇU but thanked them anyway LES REMERCIA QUAND...