ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Bride & The Groom Intermediate · Present Simple · Past Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. "Mum, why does the bride UNE FEMME QUI SE MARIE wear white?" His mother replies, "The bride UNE FEMME QUI SE MARIE is wearing white because she is very happy HEUREUSE | CONTENTE , and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then asks, "Well, then why is the groom UN HOMME QUI SE MARIE wearing black?" 📘 Key Vocabulary + bride UNE FEMME QUI SE MARIE ...

Heaven's Decision ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Heaven's Decision Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man died and went to Heaven PARADIS . When he arrived, Saint Peter SAINT PIERRE said, “Before you meet God DIEU , I should tell you that we’ve reviewed your life. To be honest, you didn’t do anything particularly good or bad, so we’re not quite sure what to do with you. Can you think of anything you did that might help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul ÂME thought for a moment. “Well, once I was driving along when I saw a little old lady being harassed HARCELÉE by a gang of thugs VOYOUS . I pulled over, walked up to...