ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Just Sipho ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Just Sipho Intermediate · Past Simple · Narrative Tenses ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A Ladybrand Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider ARRÊTE QQN CONDUISANT UNE HARLEY for speeding ROULER TROP VITE QUE LA LIMITE DE VITESSE and asks for his name. “Sipho,” the old biker replies. “Sipho what?” the officer inquires. “Just Sipho,” the man responds. In a good mood and considering letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name NOM DE FAMILLE [AUSSI: SURNAME] ?” The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.” The officer, now curious and slightly...

☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Coin Pocket Guess Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditionals · Reported Speech ✦ 📖 Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français A guy said to his friend, “ Guess DEVINE how many coins PIÈCES I have in my pocket.” The friend replied, “If I guess DEVINE right, will you give me one of them?” The first guy said, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both LES DEUX of them!” 📘 Key Vocabulary + Guess DEVINE Coins PIÈCES Pocket POCHE Replied RÉPONDIT Both LES DEUX Right JUSTE / CORRECTEMENT 📖 Grammar Points + 1. Past simple for narrative The joke uses past simp...

Learn English With Jokes • The Coin Pocket Guess ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Coin Pocket Guess Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditionals · Reported Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français (CAPS). A guy said to his friend, “ Guess DEVINE how many coins PIÈCES I have in my pocket.” The friend replied, “If I guess DEVINE right, will you give me one of them?” The first guy said, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both LES DEUX of them!” 📘 Key Vocabulary + Guess DEVINE Coins PIÈCES Pocket POCHE Replied RÉPONDIT Both LES DEUX R...