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Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Vietnam War Stakeout Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. During the Vietnam War GUERRE DU VIETNAM , a Black man, an Asian man, and a white man are on a stakeout FILATURE / POSTE D'OBSERVATION in the jungle JUNGLE , far from their base BASE . They receive a call from command COMMANDEMENT saying that it’s time to resupply SE RAVITAILLER . The white man says to the others, “Alright, I’m going to go pick up some food NOURRITURE . Black guy, you go get the ammunition MUNITIONS , and Asian guy, you go get the other supplies RÉSERVES / FOURNITURES . We’ll meet back here in three hours.” They p...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Mostly Absurd Intermediate · Mostly Absurd · Puns & Wordplay ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Did you hear about the Italian chef CUISINIER who died? Yeah... he pasta-way JEU DE MOTS: "passed away" (décédé) → "pasta-way" (pâtes) . Two friends are robbing DÉVALISANT a liquor store MAGASIN D'ALCOOL , and as they are clearing the shelves VIDANT LES RAYONS , the first one asks: "is this whiskey WHISKY ?" His friend replies: "Sure, but not as wisky JEU DE MOTS : « whisky (-> risky) » prononcé avec un zozotement as wobbing a bank JEU DE MOTS : « robbing a bank » prononcé avec ...