ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Seeing A Friend Off Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Modal (wish) ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Three drunks IVROGNES arrived at the railway station moments before the train was due to depart. Seeing their incapacity INCAPACITÉ , the kind station-master assisted to bundle them LES EMBARQUER SANS MÉNAGEMENT into the carriage. He managed to A RÉUSSI À get two of them aboard just in time, before the train pulled out SORTIR DE | QUITTER LA GARE . He turned apologetically D'UN AIR CONTRIT to the one left behind. "I'm sorry, old chap MON VIEUX ," he said. "I wish I could have got you on the train as well....

Learn English With Jokes • Bobby at the Football Match ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Bobby at the Football Match Intermediate · Past Perfect · Past Modal (should have) ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. By the time D'ICI QUE / AU MOMENT OÙ Bobby arrived, the football game had already DÉJÀ started. "Why are you so late?" asked his friend. "I couldn't decide between going to church and coming to the football match. So I tossed a coin TIRER À PILE OU FACE / LANCER UNE PIÈCE ," said Bobby. "But that shouldn't have CELA N'AURAIT PAS DÛ taken too long," said the friend. "Well, I had to toss it 32 times." 📘 Key Vocabulary ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two factory workers OUVRIERS D'USINE are talking. The woman says, "I can get the boss to give me the day off JOUR DE CONGÉ ." The man replies, " Oh yeah AH OUI / VRAIMENT ? How?" "Just wait and see," she says. She then hangs herself upside down LA TÊTE EN BAS from the ceiling. The boss walks in and asks, " What on earth MAIS QU'EST-CE QUE are you doing?" "I'm a light bulb AMPOULE ," she replies. The boss shakes his head SECOUE LA TÊTE . "You...