ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Takes The Cake Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man hears from a doctor that his end is near IL VA BIENTÔT MOURIR so he heads over SE DIRIGE to his lawyer's office to draft RÉDIGER | ÉTABLIR a will TESTAMENT . The secretary watches as the man walks into the lawyer's office, and sees him four minutes later walk away in a huff VEXÉ | FÂCHÉ . "Can I help you, sir?" asks the secretary, dashing SE PRÉCIPITANT after the obviously annoyed FÂCHÉ | VEXÉ | ÉNERVÉ man. "Help me?" the man says. "Help me? This guy's completely mad FOU ! I asked him to help me...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Two Elderly Couples Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two elderly PERSONNES ÂGÉES couples are enjoying a friendly conversation when one of the men asks the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" " Outstanding EXCEPTIONNELLE ," Fred replies. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques, visualisation, association — it made a huge difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of the clinic?" Fred goes blank A UN TROU DE MÉMOIRE . He tries to think hard but just can't remember. Then a smile breaks acros...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Pig! Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man is driving up a steep RAIDE and narrow ÉTROITE mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out SE PENCHA À L'EXTÉRIEUR of her car window and yells " PIG! COCHON ! " The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, " BITCH! SALOPE ! " They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds TOURNE the next corner, he crashes into PERCUTE a pig right there in the middle of the road, and dies. 📘 Key Vocabulary + ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...