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Learn English With Jokes • Two Planets

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Learn English With Jokes • Two Planets Learn with a joke, then do a quick quiz. ☀ / ☾ theme Two Planets Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. During my check-up BILAN DE SANTÉ I asked the Physician MÉDECIN , "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?" He replied, "I kind of doubt it J'EN DOUTE UN PEU . You see, Mercury is in Uranus MERCURE EST DANS URANUS (JEU DE MOTS : "URANUS" SONNE COMME "YOUR ANUS") right now." I said, "I don't go in for JE NE M'INTÉRESSE PAS À any of that astrology ASTROLOGIE nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer THERMOMÈTRE just broke." ...