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smoking in the rain

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Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. Two elderly women were standing together, smoking. As it began to rain, one elderly âgée woman with a weathered face visage marqué and grey gris hair, covered by a scarf foulard , pulled out sortit a condom, snipped off the tip coupa l'extrémité , and placed it over her cigarette to keep it from getting damp humide . The other woman thought this was a nifty trick astuce ingénieuse and asked what she had used. The first woman replied that it was a condom, available at any pharmacy. The second woman thanked her and decided to pick one up en acheter un when she collected her prescription later that week. Sure enough comme prévu , a few days later, she entered a pharmacy and approached a young man in a blue shirt behind the counter, with shelves étagères of medication in the background en arrière-plan . She said, “Youn...

macho man and young bride

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Learn English With Jokes Placez le pointeur de la souris sur les mots soulignés, sans cliquer. A typical macho man married a good-looking belle young lady. A few days after the wedding le mariage , he laid down établit some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle problèmes from you. I expect a great, warm dinner dîner chaud to be on the table, unless sauf si I tell you I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting chasser , boozing boire , and card-playing with my old buddies amis whenever I want, and don’t give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” His new bride mariée said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex il y aura du sexe here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not que tu sois là ou pas .” Vocabulary good-looking: attractive, beautiful, pretty hassle: trouble...