ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An army Major visits the sick MALADES soldiers of his platoon SECTION | PELOTON , approache s INDIQUE LA TROISIÈME PERSONNE DU SINGULIER AU PRÉSENT one private SIMPLE SOLDAT and asks: " What's C'EST QUOI your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis VÉROLE , Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush BROSSE MÉTALLIQUE each day." "What's your ambition?" "To go back RETOURNER to the front, Sir." "Good man," ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day a teacher walks into her classroom, and announces to the class that every Friday she'll ask a question, and any pupil ÉLÈVE who answers correctly won't have to come to school on Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand SABLE are on Omaha Beach?" Needless to say IL VA SANS DIRE (QUE) , no one could answer. The following Friday the teacher asks the class, "How many stars are in our galaxy?" And again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that he ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Past Simple · Narrative Tenses ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A hunter CHASSEUR headed into the woods LES BOIS/LA FORÊT with his brand new rifle FUSIL . He had been tracking a huge bear OURS all season. Finally, he spotted it IL L’APERÇUT . He lined up the shot, fired, and missed MANQUA (LA CIBLE) . The bear turned around SE RETOURNA , walked right up to him, and said, "Listen, buddy MON COPAIN / MON POTE . You tried to kill me. I could tear you apart right now TOUT DE SUITE . But I’m feeling merciful. You can either let me maul you ME LAISSER TE MUTILER / DÉCHIQUETER , or… we can have a little cuddle in th...

Learn English With Jokes • She and the Car ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes She and the Car Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Emily: “There’s trouble PROBLÈME with the car. It has water in the carburettor CARBURATEUR .” David: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous RIDICULE .” Emily: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” David: “You don’t even MÊME know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out J’IRAI VÉRIFIER . Where’s the car?” Emily: “In the pool PISCINE .” 📘 Key Vocabulary + trouble PROBLÈME carburettor CARBUR...