two elderly ladies in a car

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mosotho woman laughing like she has just heard the funniest joke in the village
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Two elderly women were out for a Sunday drive in a massive car. Neither of themnot one of the two people could see properly over the dashboardthe panel in front of the driver with controls and instruments. As they reached an intersection, the light turned red, yet they kept cruising throughmoving smoothly without stopping.

The passenger thought to herself, "I feel like I'm losing iti think i'm going crazy, but I sweari promise (used for emphasis) we just drove through a red light." A few minutes later, they ran another red light. The passenger was now convinced the light had been red but worried she might be going madcrazy or insane, so she decided to test the driver one last time.

At the next intersection, the passenger paid a great deal of attentionfocused very carefully. The light was unmistakably red—yet again, they speddrove very fast straight through.

"Margaret!" the passenger yelledshouted loudly. "Do you realise we just ran 3 red lightsdrove through three traffic lights when they were red in a row? We could've been killed!"

"Oh!" replied Margaret. "Am I driving?"

Consider these three: elderly, massive, and unmistakably. Elderly means very old. Massive means extremely large. Unmistakably means in a way that cannot be confused with something else. Check out these examples:
•  The elderly man walked slowly with a cane.
•  They lived in a massive house with ten bedrooms.
•  The signature was unmistakably his.
This joke uses the past simple tense to describe completed actions, such as "thought," "drove," and "yelled." It also includes direct speech to show the characters' exact words. The past simple is useful for narrating events that happened at a specific time in the past. Check out these examples:
•  She thought to herself quietly.
•  They drove through the intersection without stopping.
•  He yelled, "Watch out!"

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