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A computer-science student at MITMASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY showed up at his friend’s dormUNIVERSITY ROOM room with a brand-newCOMPLETELY NEW bike.

His friend said, "Nice bike! Where’d you get it from?"

"You won't believe it," he replied. "I was walking across campus when this gorgeousVERY ATTRACTIVE blonde rode up on a bike, stopped, threw it down, ripped offTORE OFF QUICKLY all her clothes, and said, 'Take whatever you want!'"

His friend paused, thought for a moment, then noddedMOVED HEAD UP AND DOWN and said, "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit youWOULD HAVE BEEN THE WRONG SIZE FOR YOU anyway."


🔍 Vocabulary
In this joke, let's look at gorgeous, ripped off, and wouldn't have fit you.
Gorgeous means very attractive or beautiful.
Ripped off means removed quickly, usually with force.
Wouldn't have fit you means the size would have been wrong for your body.
  • That sunset was absolutely gorgeous.
  • He ripped off the tag without looking at the price.
  • I didn't buy the shirt — it wouldn't have fit me anyway.
📘 Grammar
This joke uses the past simple for actions (e.g., "said," "replied," "threw") and includes a third conditional at the end: "Her clothes wouldn't have fit you." This conditional describes an imaginary situation in the past that didn’t happen.
  • The student walked across campus.
  • "Take whatever you want!" she said.
  • Her clothes wouldn't have fit him.
🔄 Synonyms & Alternatives
Gorgeous: stunning, beautiful, attractive
Ripped off: tore off, yanked off, pulled off
Wouldn't have fit you: would have been too small/big, wouldn’t suit you
Nerd: geek, brainiac, bookworm
Uni: university, college,alma mater
💬 Mini Dialogue
Student: You won’t believe what happened today!
Friend: What? Where’d you get the bike?
Student: A woman threw it down and said, “Take whatever you want!”
Friend: (nodding) Good choice. Her clothes wouldn’t have fit you anyway.



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