trump's agenda

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𝕊enator Roberts called his wife just before leaving the office. "I'm bringing two coworkersCOLLÈGUES home tonight," he said. "Please hideCACHER anything that has Made in China written on it. I don’t want to be accused of not supporting the Trump agendaPROGRAMME, ORDRE DU JOUR."

Later, when he arrived with his guestsINVITÉS, he was stunnedSTUPÉFAIT, CHOQUÉ. The front door was gone. So were the windows. The furniture, appliances, decorations—almost everything had vanishedDISPARU.

His coworkersCOLLÈGUES just stood there, speechless.

And right at that moment, his wife walked out to greet them. Completely nakedNUE.

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🔍 Vocabulary

In this joke, let's look at coworker, hide, stunned, and vanished.
Coworker means a colleague, someone you work with.
Hide means to conceal something so it cannot be seen.
Stunned describes being shocked or amazed.
Vanished means disappeared suddenly and completely.

• Her coworker helped her finish the report on time.
• He tried to hide the letter under a pile of books.
• She was stunned by the magician’s trick.
• The cat vanished when the doorbell rang.

📘 Grammar

This joke makes use of the past simple tense ("said," "arrived," "walked"). It also includes direct speech to show dialogue. The use of passive voice appears in "was gone." Finally, the joke employs contractions like "don’t" and "I’m," reflecting informal speech.

• He said he was bringing two coworkers.
• "Please hide anything suspicious," she replied.
• The front door was gone.
• I’m sure she didn’t expect that outcome.

🔄 Synonyms & Alternatives

Coworker: colleague, associate, teammate, partner
Hide: conceal, cover, disguise, secrete
Stunned: shocked, amazed, dumbfounded, astounded
Vanished: disappeared, evaporated, dissolved, gone

💬 Mini Dialogue

Archaeologist: My coworker found a hidden chamber under the ruins.
Student: Really? I would be stunned if it contained treasures!
Archaeologist: Sadly, the artefacts had vanished long ago.
Student: Then let’s hide our discovery until we can study it further.

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