money out the window

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Donald Trump is flying in his private jet along withAVEC Donald Jr, Ivanka and Melania. He says, “I think I will throwJETER a $20 bill out the window. Some person on the groundPAR TERRE will find it and be very happy!”

Donald Jr then says, “Wait, you should throwJETER out two $10 bills. Two people on the groundPAR TERRE will find them and be very happy!”

Ivanka then says, “Wait, I got thisJE M’EN OCCUPE: you should throwJETER out four $5 bills. Four people will find them and be very happy!”

Melania then says, “Oh for Christ’s sakePOUR L’AMOUR DU CIEL! Just jump out the window yourself and everyone will be very happy!”

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🔍 Vocabulary

In this joke, let’s examine along with, throw, on the ground, and for Christ’s sake.

Along with: means together or in company with.

Throw: to propel something by hand with force.

On the ground: describes something resting on the earth’s surface.

For Christ’s sake: an exclamation used to show frustration or annoyance.

• She went to the meeting along withAVEC her boss.
• Please don’t throwJETER rubbish on the street.
• The tools were left on the groundPAR TERRE.
• Oh for Christ’s sakePOUR L’AMOUR DU CIEL, just finish the report!

📘 Grammar

This joke uses direct speech to reproduce exactly what the characters say.

It also shows the future with “will” to express intentions or decisions made on the spot.

• “I will throw a $20 bill,” Trump said. (direct speech)
• I will finish the accounts by Friday. (future with “will”)

🔄 Synonyms & Alternatives

Along with: together with, accompanied by

Throw: toss, fling

On the ground: at ground level, down below

💬 Mini Dialogue

HR Officer: I’ll review the policy along withAVEC the legal team.

Manager: Please don’t throwJETER away those CVs yet.

Assistant: Some applications were left on the groundPAR TERRE near the desk.

HR Officer: Oh for Christ’s sakePOUR L’AMOUR DU CIEL, let’s organise the files properly!

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