Two elderly women were standing together, smoking. As it began to rain, one elderlyâgée woman with a weathered facevisage marqué and greygris hair, covered by a scarffoulard, pulled outsortit a condom, snipped off the tipcoupa l'extrémité, and placed it over her cigarette to keep it from getting damphumide.
The other woman thought this was a nifty trickastuce ingénieuse and asked what she had used. The first woman replied that it was a condom, available at any pharmacy. The second woman thanked her and decided to pick one upen acheter un when she collected her prescription later that week.
Sure enoughcomme prévu, a few days later, she entered a pharmacy and approached a young man in a blue shirt behind the counter, with shelvesétagères of medication in the backgrounden arrière-plan. She said, “Young man, I’d like to buy a condom, please.”
The pharmacist, taken abacksurpris by her age, replied, “Blimey, good for you! Nobody’s ever asked me for help with that before.” He then asked, “What size do you need?Quelle taille vous faut-il ?”
The woman paused, then said, “I need one that will fit a camelIl m’en faut un qui ira à un chameau.”
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