A hugeénorme, muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartenderbarman keeps staringfixait du regard, because even though the man has a giant body, his head is only the size of an orange.
The bartender gives him the beer and says, “I’m not trying to be weirdbizarre, but your muscles are amazingimpressionnants! I just have to ask—why is your head so small?”
The big man sighssoupira. He’s clearly heard this question many times. “One day,” he says, “I was out huntingchassant and got lost in the woodsla forêt. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the sound and found a frogune grenouille sitting by a streamruisseau.”
“No way,” says the bartender.
“Yeah. I picked up the frog, and it said, ‘Kiss me, and I will turn into a genieun génie and give you three wishes.’”
“Go onvas-y!”
“So I looked around to make sure no one was watching, and I kissed the frog. POOF! It turned into a beautiful, nakednue woman.”
“She said, ‘You now have three wishes.’”
“I looked at my skinnymaigre 115-pound body and said, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.' She noddedhocha la tête, snapped her fingers, and POOF! I was so huge I ripped right out of my clothes.”
“She asked, ‘What is your second wish?’”
“What happened next?” asks the bartender.
“I looked at her and said, ‘I want to make love to youfaire l’amour avec toi right here.’ She agreed, lay down, and we made love by the stream for hours.”
“After we were done, she whisperedelle murmura, ‘You still have one more wish. What will it be?’”
“I looked at her and said, ‘How about a little headlittéral = petite tête • figuré = p'tite turlutte?’”
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