little old lady in a special shop

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A sweet little old ladyADORABLE PETITE DAME ÂGÉE with blue-rinse hair shuffles intoENTRA EN TRAÎNANT LES PIEDS DANS a sex shop and in a trembling voice asks:

“Y-y-young m-man… d-d-do y-you s-s-sell d-d-dildosDES GODEMICHÉS h-here?”

The clerk, trying to stay professional, replies, “Yes ma’amMADAME, we do.”

She holds her shakyTREMBLANTES hands a foot apartESPACÉES D’ENVIRON TRENTE CENTIMÈTRES and

She holds her shakyTREMBLANTES hands a foot apartESPACÉES D’ENVIRON TRENTE CENTIMÈTRES and stammersBÉGAIE:

“D-d-do you haaave a-a-any… ab-b-bout th-th-this looongD-D’ENVIRO-RON CETTE L-LONGUEUR?”

“Uh… yes ma’am, we have a few that sizeDE CETTE TAILLE.”

“D-d-do a-a-any of th-them v-v-v-v-vibrate re-re-really st-strongVI-V-VIBRENT VRAIMENT TRÈS FORT?”

“Yes ma’am — this one here, the Mega Buzz 9000, has a very powerful motor.”

She nodsELLE ACQUIESCE slowly, eyes wideGRANDS OUVERTS:

“Th-th-that’s the one… h-h-how d-do y-y-you t-turn it offL-L’ARRÊTE-T-ON-ON?”

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Vocabulary

Sex shop: a shop that sells sexual products for adults.

Dildo: a sex toy shaped like a penis.

Vibrator: a sex toy that uses a motor to vibrate strongly.

The old lady walked into a sex shopSEX-SHOP very slowly.

She asked if they sold dildosGODEMICHÉS there.

The clerk showed her a very strong vibratorVIBROMASSEUR.

Grammar

The joke mainly uses past simple to narrate events and direct speech to report the exact words of the characters.[1]

Past simple: The old lady shuffled into the shop and asked a question.

Direct speech: “Do you sell dildos here?” she asked.

Adverbs: The motor vibrates really strongly to emphasise intensity.

Synonyms & Alternatives

Old lady: elderly woman, senior citizen.

Shop: store, boutique.

Strong(ly): powerfully, intensely.

Mini Dialogue

Customer: Excuse me, do you sell dildosVENDEZ DES GODEMICHÉS in this shop?

Clerk: Yes, ma’amMADAME, we have many different sizes.

Customer: And do any of them vibrate really strongVRAIMENT TRÈS FORT?

Clerk: Yes, this one is very powerful — just be sure you know how to turn it offL’ÉTEINDRE!

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