on the bus

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A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliestle bébé le plus moche baby I’ve ever seen!”

The woman slammedclaqua her money down and went to sit at the back of the bus. The man next to her senseda senti that she was upset and asked her what was wrong.

“That bus driver just insulted mem’a insultée,” she fumedfulmina.

The man sympathised and said, “Why, he’s a public servantfonctionnaire and shouldn’t say things like that to passengers.”

“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back there and give him a piece of my mindlui dire ses quatre vérités.”

“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me holdtenir your monkey.”

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Vocabulary

Ugliest: extremely unattractive.

Public servant: a person employed by the state.

Fumed: expressed anger intensely.

The driver called the baby ugliestLE PLUS MOCHE.

A bus driver is a public servantFONCTIONNAIRE.

She fumedFULMINA with rage.

Grammar

Past simple: describes completed actions in the past.

Direct speech: exact words spoken, shown in quotation marks.

Reported intention: “I think I’ll…” introduces future action.

Synonyms & Alternatives

Ugly: unattractive, hideous

Insult: offend, abuse

Fume: rage, seethe

Mini Dialogue

Passenger: That driver was incredibly rude.

Friend: You should complain to him.

Passenger: I will give him a piece of my mind.

Friend: I’ll hold the baby for you.

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