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Boy: “I failedN’AI PAS RÉUSSI EN arithmetic.”
Father: “Why?”
Boy: “When the teacher asked ‘How much isCOMBIEN FONT 2 × 4?’ I answered ‘eight’.”
Father: “But that’s correct!”
Boy: “Then she said, ‘How much is 4 × 2?’”
Father: “What’s the f*cking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what I asked her too!”
Vocabulary
Fail: not to succeed in an exam or subject.
How much is…: a question used to ask for the result of a calculation.
He failedN’A PAS RÉUSSI EN his maths test.
The teacher asked, “How much isCOMBIEN FONT 6 × 7?”
Grammar
The joke relies on simple past narration and direct questions.
Past simple: The teacher asked a question and the boy answered.
Question form (wh-question): How much is 2 × 4?
Synonyms & Alternatives
Fail: not pass.
How much is: what is the result of.
Mini Dialogue
Oliver: I failedN’AI PAS RÉUSSI EN my driving theory test.
Henry: Really? What happened?
Oliver: The examiner asked, “How much isCOMBIEN FONT 90 minus 30?”
Henry: And you still got it wrong?
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