Ben the post carrierFACTEUR is in love with a nunBONNE SŒUR | NONNE. He knows it is wrong to even think it, but he can’t help himselfIL NE PUT S’EN EMPÊCHER.
One particular day, as he boardsMONTA a bus, Martha, the not-so-good-looking bus driver but his friend, asks him, “Why the long facePOURQUOI CETTE MINE, Ben?”
“I’m in love with Sister Margaret even though I know she can’t even look at me. But I can’t stop thinking about her,” Ben moansSE LAMENTA. “I dream of making love to her.”
Martha, the bus driver, thinks for a while and says to Ben, “I know how you can solve your problem.”
“What do you mean?” Ben asks.
“Well,” Martha the bus driver says, “everyone knows that on Tuesday nights at midnight Sister Margaret goes to the cemetery to pray. Tomorrow is Tuesday. Why don’t you dress upTE DÉGUISER as God and, while she’s praying, jump from behind a tombstone and say… ‘I am God, and I want to make love to you!’”
Ben thinks it’s a brilliant idea.
The next evening at 10 pm he’s all dressed up as God and crouchingACCROUPI behind a tombstone near the centre of the graveyard when, sure enough, at exactly midnight, Sister Margaret appears in the moonlight and starts praying.
Ben springs out in his heavenly costume and booms, “I am God, and I want to make love to you!” And they begin making passionate love.
While they’re together, Ben removes his mask and yells, “Aha! I am Ben, the post carrier!”
And the nun removes her mask and yells, “Aha! I’m Martha, the bus driver!”
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