pig!

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A man is driving up a steepRAIDE and narrowÉTROITE mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans outSE PENCHA À L’EXTÉRIEUR of her car window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man roundsTOURNA the next corner, he crashes intoPERCUTA a pig right there in the middle of the road, and dies.

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Vocabulary

To lean out: to move your upper body outside (e.g. through a window).

To crash into: to hit something violently, often by accident.

She leans outSE PENCHA À L’EXTÉRIEUR of the window to shout.

He crashes intoPERCUTA an obstacle on the road.

Grammar

The joke mainly uses past simple for narration, with sequencing of actions creating irony.

Past simple: The woman yelled and the man replied.

Sequential actions: As he rounded the corner, he crashed into a pig.

Synonyms & Alternatives

Lean out: stick out, bend out.

Crash into: collide with, smash into.

Mini Dialogue

Tom: I leaned outME PENCHAI À L’EXTÉRIEUR of the train window to take a photo.

James: Careful, you could crash intoPERCUTER something!

Tom: Don’t worry, I only did it for a second.

James: Still sounds risky to me.

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