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03 January 2026

negotiating

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A woman went to the dentist'sLE CABINET DU DENTISTE. As he leaned overSE PENCHA to begin working on her, she grabbedSAISIT his testicles.

The dentist said, “Madam, I believeJE CROIS you have just grabbedSAISIT my testicles.”

The woman repliedRÉPONDIT, “Yes. We're going toNOUS ALLONS be carefulPRUDENTS not to hurt each otherNOUS FAIRE MAL, aren't weN’EST-CE PAS?”


Vocabulary
Dentist: a doctor who treats teeth and oral health.
Grabbed: took hold of something suddenly and roughly.
Testicles: the two male reproductive glands (informal: balls).
She went to the dentist'sLE CABINET DU DENTISTE for a check-up.
He leaned overSE PENCHA to examine her teeth.
She suddenly grabbedSAISIT his arm.
Grammar
Past simple is used for completed actions in a story. Tag questions seek agreement and are formed with an auxiliary verb + pronoun.
Past simple: She grabbed his testicles.
Tag question: We aren't going to hurt each other, are we?
Future with “going to”: We 're going to be careful.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Grabbed: seized, clutched
Dentist: dental surgeon, tooth doctor
Careful: cautious, prudent
Mini Dialogue
Patient: Doctor, this might hurt a bit.
Dentist: Don’t worry, I’ll be very carefulPRUDENT.
Patient: Good, because we wouldn’t want to hurt each otherNOUS FAIRE MAL, would weN’EST-CE PAS?


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