at the psychiatrist's

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𝔸 guyTYPE, MEC goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist draws a circleDESSINE UN CERCLE and shows it to him.

"What's this?" asks the psychiatrist.

"A titNICHON," says the guy.

The psychiatrist then draws a squareDESSINE UN CARRÉ.

"What's this?"

"It's a titNICHON," says the guy.

The psychiatrist then draws a triangleDESSINE UN TRIANGLE and shows it to the guy.

"So, what do you think this is?"

"It's a titNICHON!" yellsCRIE the guy.

"Sir, I'm afraid you have serious sexual issuesPROBLÈMES," says the psychiatrist.

"I have issues? What about you? You keep drawing titsTU N’ARRÊTES PAS DE DESSINER DES NICHONS!"

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🔍 Vocabulary

In this joke, let's look at guy, draws a circle, tit, draws a square, draws a triangle, yells, issues, and You keep drawing tits.
These terms have been translated in the tooltip popups in the joke above.

📘 Grammar

The joke uses the present simple to describe repeated actions and a structured back-and-forth conversation. It also includes direct speech with informal tone and exclamations to deliver humour.

• The psychiatrist draws a shape and asks a question.
• The guy always responds with the same word.
• The joke ends with a humorous reversal of blame.

🔄 Synonyms & Alternatives

Guy: man, fellow, bloke
Yells: shouts, screams, exclaims
Issues: problems, concerns, troubles

💬 Mini Dialogue

Student: I failed the art test again...
Friend: Oh no. What are you going to do?
Student: I'm gonna ask the teacher for another chance.
Friend: Good idea. But maybe stop drawing everything as a football!
Student: I can't help it. Everything reminds me of sport.

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