30 October 2025

Michelle

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A couple showed upsont arrivés at a fancy dress ballbal costumé, with the man giving the girl a piggyback rideun tour sur le dos. The man's face was painted green and he had a red mask over his eyes.

So what have you come asAlors, en quoi es-tu déguisé?” asked the hosthôte.

“I'm one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” said the man.

And what about herEt elle, alors?” asked the host, pointing to the girl.

That's MichelleC'est Michelle ↔ C'est ma carapace!”


Vocabulary
fancy dress ball: costume party
a piggyback ride: carrying someone on your back
host: the organiser of an event
Michelle: sounds like 'My shell'
They showed upsont arrivés late to the fancy dress ballbal costumé.
He gave her a piggyback rideun tour sur le dos to the door.
The hosthôte welcomed them warmly.
Grammar
This joke uses the past simple tense and direct speech.
Past simple: The man gave the girl a piggyback ride.
Direct speech: “So what have you come as?” asked the host.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Showed up: arrived, turned up, came
Fancy dress ball: masquerade, costume party, themed event
Host: organiser, master of ceremonies, presenter
Mini Dialogue
Alice (HR): Did everyone show upse présenter for the staff training?
Martin (Manager): Almost everyone, except the new intern.
Alice: Right, I’ll inform the hosthôte of the event.
Martin: Good idea—he’ll probably make her come asvenir déguisée a superhero next time!


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