varsity sex lecture

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I onceune fois took a sex education class at university, and a funnydrôle | rigolo thing happened one day.

The teacher arrived and told us we'd benous allions discussing sex positions that day, and asked us how many positions we knew. A young girl near me said, “seven.”

The professor said, “Very good.” But as he prepared to ask another student, a loudforte | bruyante voice from the back of the lecture hallamphithéâtre shoutedcria, “ninety-one!”

The professor looked overau-dessus his glasses but couldn’t really make outdistinguer | apercevoir who had spoken. Finally, he called on a guy in the front rowrang, and the guy said, “five.”

And again from the back, the same voice shouted, “ninety-one!”

Finally, the teacher pointed to a shytimide-looking lady sitting not far from me. She hesitated, then said, “Only one, Sir.”

The teacher asked, “Well, that’s unusual, young lady. And what position is that?”

“The onecelle with the man on top and the woman under him,” she replied.

And from the back of the room, the same loud voice shouted, “ninety-two!”

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Vocabulary

lecture hall: a large room used for university classes

make out: to distinguish or see clearly

row: a line of seats

shy: timid or reserved

She sat in the front rowrang.

I couldn’t make outapercevoir what he said.

The lecture hallamphithéâtre was full of students.

He’s a shytimide person in meetings.

Grammar

This story uses the past simple tense and reported speech.

Past simple: The teacher arrived and told us to discuss.

Reported speech: He said that we’d be discussing positions.

Synonyms & Alternatives

funny: amusing, humorous, comical

shy: reserved, bashful, timid

loud: noisy, boisterous, rowdy

Mini Dialogue

Rachel: The client’s voice was loudbruyante on the call.

Sam: Yes, but I could hardly make outdistinguer what he wanted.

Rachel: He was in a crowded lecture hallamphithéâtre, apparently.

Sam: Next time, I’ll ask him to email instead!

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