eve and adam

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God was assigning traits ATTRIBUAIT DES QUALITÉS to Adam and Eve and realised he had only two traits QUALITÉS left. He decided to let them choose.

“I have two remaining traits,” God said. “The first is the ability to pee D’URINER while standing.”

Adam immediately jumped up. “I’ll take that one! I can go anywhere without sitting down. I can even write my name in the snow ÉCRIRE MON NOM DANS LA NEIGE !”

God raised an eyebrow DIEU LEVA UN SOURCIL . “You’re sure? You haven’t heard the other option.”

Adam waved him off L’ÉCARTA D’UN GESTE . “Doesn’t matter. Standing up to pee is unbeatable IMBATTABLE .”

God turned to Eve. “Are you all right with this?”

Eve looked at Adam’s excitement, shrugged HAUSSA LES ÉPAULES , and smiled. “That’s fine. I’m sure whatever I get QUOI QUE JE REÇOIVE will be just fine.”

God nodded DIEU HOCHA LA TÊTE . “Very well. Eve, you receive the remaining trait LA DERNIÈRE QUALITÉ : multiple orgasms.”

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Vocabulary

trait: A particular quality or characteristic.

unbeatable: Impossible to improve upon.

shrug: To raise one’s shoulders to show indifference.

Adam thought the ability was unbeatableIMBATTABLE.

Grammar

The joke mainly uses the past continuous and past simple.

Past continuous: “was assigning” sets the background.

Past simple: “jumped”, “said”, “nodded” show completed actions.

Synonyms & Alternatives

shrugged: gestured, showed indifference

waved him off: dismissed, brushed aside

Mini Dialogue

God: Are you sure about your choice?

Adam: Absolutely. It’s unbeatableIMBATTABLE.

Eve: I’m fine with whatever I get.

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