One day, a wife calls her husband and says, “be carefulFAIS ATTENTION driving home — the radio is saying that some total moronCRĂTIN | IMBĂCILE is driving down the wrong side of the motorwayAUTOROUTE.”
The husband replies, “There’s not just one, honeyCHĂRIE, there are hundredsDES CENTAINES of them!”
I remember fondlyAVEC TENDRESSE my grandaddyGRAND-PĂRE’s last words: “Stop shaking that ladderARRĂTE DE SECOUER CETTE ĂCHELLE, you moronIMBĂCILE!”
A guyTYPE ↔ GARS walks up to a bar where two women are sitting and says, “Are you ladies from Ireland?”
They give him a dirty lookUN REGARD NOIR and say, “WalesLE PAYS DE GALLES /weÉȘlz/.”
“Oh, I’m sorry — are you two whalesBALEINES /weÉȘlz/ from Ireland?”
“Why did you leave your last job?” — “The company relocatedA DĂMĂNAGĂ and didn’t tell me where.”
A man wakesSE RĂVEILLE from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarksREMARQUE, "I really cannot depend on youJE NE PEUX PAS COMPTER SUR TOI in anything, can I?"
I went to the doctor'sCHEZ LE MĂDECIN. He said: “Don't eat anything fattyGRAS ↔ GRASSE.
"What...," I asked. "Like bacon and burgers?"QUOI..., COMME DU BACON ET DES BURGERS ?
He said, "No, FattyGROS ↔ BOUBOULE ↔ GROS TAS. Don't eat anything."
Vocabulary
Grammar
Synonyms & Alternatives
Mini Dialogue
© — This blog collects and shares light-hearted jokes that have been passed along by word of mouth. I do not claim ownership of any of them. You are welcome to copy, share, or tell them at weddings, dinner parties, your braai, or bar mitzvah. If you have a favourite clean joke, drop it in the comments and we may, if it's really good, feature it here. Check out our Privacy Policy.
No comments:
Post a Comment