A woman was walking home with her three young daughters, enjoying a peaceful evening strollPROMENADE.
The eldestAÎNÉE daughter looked up at her mother and asked sweetlyDOUCEMENT, “Mummy, how did I get my name?”
Her mother smiled and repliedRÉPONDIT, “Well, sweetieMA CHÉRIE, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a beautiful rose petal floated downTOMBA LÉGÈREMENT and landed gently on your head. That’s why we named you Rose.”
The second daughter, now curious, pipes upINTERVINT with the same question: “What about me, Mummy? How did I get my name?”
“DarlingMA CHÉRIE,” her mother answered warmlyCHALEUREUSEMENT, “when we were carrying you home from the hospital, a delicate lily petalPÉTALE DE LYS drifted down and settledSE POSA right on your head. That’s why your name is Lily.”
The youngestBENJAMINE daughter, who had been quietly listening until now, suddenly turns to her motherSE TOURNE VERS SA MÈRE with wide eyesLES YEUX ÉCARQUILLÉS and lets outLAISSE ÉCHAPPER an enthusiastic, completely unintelligible burst of soundÉCLAT DE SON: “H’k—?! —pft?! —gh?! —dsty—?! —hkkk-nngh!!”
The mother glances downBAISSA LES YEUX at her, placed a gentle finger to her lipsLÈVRES, and said calmly, “Shhh, be quiet now, CinderblockPARPAING.”
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