This American-Indian boy went to his mother one day with a puzzled lookREGARD PERPLEXE on his face.
“Mum,” he said, “why is my big brother named Thunderstorm?”
The mother replied, “Because he was conceivedFUT CONÇU during a violent storm.”
The boy asked, “And why is our sister named Running Deer?”
His mother answered, “Your father and I were chasing each otherNOUS NOUS POURCHASSIONS just before we made love and conceived her.”
“And why is our other sister called Starlight?”
“Because a beautiful sun was rising while she was being conceived.”
ThoughtfullyPENSIVEMENT, his mother paused, then said, “But… why are you asking all these questions, Torn RubberLATEX TROUÉ?”
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