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05 February 2026

forenames II

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This American-Indian boy went to his mother one day with a puzzled lookREGARD PERPLEXE on his face.

“Mum,” he said, “why is my big brother named Thunderstorm?”

The mother replied, “Because he was conceivedFUT CONÇU during a violent storm.”

The boy asked, “And why is our sister named Running Deer?”

His mother answered, “Your father and I were chasing each otherNOUS NOUS POURCHASSIONS just before we made love and conceived her.”

“And why is our other sister called Starlight?”

“Because a beautiful sun was rising while she was being conceived.”

ThoughtfullyPENSIVEMENT, his mother paused, then said, “But… why are you asking all these questions, Torn RubberLATEX TROUÉ?”


Vocabulary
Puzzled look: an expression showing confusion or uncertainty.
Conceived: to become pregnant; to create a child.
He stared at her with a puzzled lookREGARD PERPLEXE.
The child was conceivedFUT CONÇU during the winter.
Grammar
The story mainly uses narrative past tenses to relate background and explanation.
Past simple: The mother replied calmly.
Past continuous: They were chasing each other before she became pregnant.
Synonyms & Alternatives
Puzzled: confused, baffled.
Conceived: begotten, made pregnant.
Mini Dialogue
Arthur: She gave me a puzzled lookREGARD PERPLEXE when I mentioned the plan.
Beatrice: That idea was conceivedFUT CONÇU far too quickly.
Arthur: We were chasing each otherNOUS NOUS POURCHASSIONS around the issue instead of deciding.
Beatrice: ThoughtfullyPENSIVEMENT, she finally agreed.


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