There was this boy at a street corner selling fish, screaming, “Dam fish! Fresh and low-priced! Get yourself some dam fish!”
A preacherPRÊCHEUR walked up and asked him why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, “I caught them at the town damBARRAGE, so they’re dam fish.”
The preacher bought a few, took them home and told his wife they were having dam fish for dinner.
His wife looked at him in bewildermentPERPLEXITÉ, and said, “But preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that.”
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them.
When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, “That’s the spirit, Dad. Pass the f*cking potatoes!”
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