When George stepped into his backyardjardin arrière, he was stunned to see a gorilla perched in one of his trees. He rushed inside and called animal control.
Twenty minutes later, an officer shows uparrive and sees it’s true. He thinks for a whilependant un moment, then goes to his truck and comes back with a baseball bat, a German Shepherd, a pair of handcuffsmenottes, and a shotgunfusil de chasse.
The officer says, “Right, here’s the plan. I’ll climb up there and knock him out of the treele faire tomber de l’arbre.”
George asks, “Okay… but then what?”
The officer says, “When he lands, Brutus here is gonna go forva s’en prendre à his testicles.”
“Right… but then what?” asks George again.
The officer replies, “When he covers them with his hands, you slap on these handcuffstu lui mets ces menottes.”
George nods as the officer starts climbing. Then George yellscrie, “What’s the shotgunfusil de chasse for?”
The officer shouts back, “If by some chancesi par hasard I fall out of the tree—shoot Brutus!”
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