ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Swimming Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. One day a billionaire MILLIARDAIRE was bored S'ENNUYAIT , so he asked his butler MAJORDOME to get him three men. A few hours later, the butler returned with three men, and they all went to the side of the river. The rich man said, "OK, I've got a deal UN MARCHÉ | UNE AFFAIRE you cannot refuse. The one CELUI | CELLE who can swim across the river, which is full of crocodiles and piranhas, will win GAGNER a Jaguar and ten weekends anywhere in the world — everything paid — or a nice flat APPARTEMENT in London, or half a million euros. The winn...