ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Husband With A Temper Intermediate · Present Simple · Past Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A woman goes to the doctor's, worried about her husband's temper HUMEUR | ÉTAT ÉMOTIONNEL . The doctor asks, "What is the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I do not know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper SE METTRE EN COLÈRE SOUDAINEMENT for no reason. It scares me ÇA ME FAIT PEUR ." The doctor says, "I have a solution for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry EN COLÈRE | FÂCHÉ , just take a glass of water and start swishing FAIRE TOURNER UN LIQUIDE DANS LA BOU...

Ret's ESL Jokes ✦ Using The Bathroom ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Using The Bathroom Intermediate · Present Simple · Possessive Pronouns ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Son : Mum MAMAN , does Jesus not have a bathroom of his own À LUI ? Mum : Why do you think he doesn't, sweetheart CHÉRIE | MON CŒUR ? Son : Because he uses ours LE NÔTRE | LA NÔTRE every day. Mum : And how do you know that CELA ? Son : Because every morning Dad bangs COGNE | FRAPPE VIOLEMMENT on the bathroom door and screams CRIE ... "Jesus Christ! You're still ENCORE | JUSQU'À MAINTENANT in there?!" 📘 Key Vocabulary + of his o...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Two factory workers OUVRIERS D'USINE are talking. The woman says, "I can get the boss to give me the day off JOUR DE CONGÉ ." The man replies, " Oh yeah AH OUI / VRAIMENT ? How?" "Just wait and see," she says. She then hangs herself upside down LA TÊTE EN BAS from the ceiling. The boss walks in and asks, " What on earth MAIS QU'EST-CE QUE are you doing?" "I'm a light bulb AMPOULE ," she replies. The boss shakes his head SECOUE LA TÊTE . "You...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Ret's ESL Jokes Intermediate · Present Simple · Direct Speech ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. An army Major visits the sick MALADES soldiers of his platoon SECTION | PELOTON , approache s INDIQUE LA TROISIÈME PERSONNE DU SINGULIER AU PRÉSENT one private SIMPLE SOLDAT and asks: " What's C'EST QUOI your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis VÉROLE , Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush BROSSE MÉTALLIQUE each day." "What's your ambition?" "To go back RETOURNER to the front, Sir." "Good man," ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Password Intermediate · Present Simple · Past Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man goes into an airport bar and asks the bartender BARMAN for the Wi-Fi password MOT DE PASSE . The bartender BARMAN replies, " You first need to IL FAUT D'ABORD buy a drink." "Okay," the man says. "I'll have a Coke." "Is Pepsi okay?" the bartender asks. "Sure." " How much is that ÇA FAIT COMBIEN ? " "Two euros." The man pays. "So, what's the Wi-Fi password MOT DE PASSE ?" he asks. The bartender answers, "It...