ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • A Frayed Knot ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Frayed Knot Intermediate · Wordplay · British English Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les traductions A piece of rope walked into a pub and ordered a drink . The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here. Get out!" The rope walked out, unravelled one end of himself , tied himself up a few times, and walked back in to order another drink. The bartender asked, " Aren't you the rope that was just in here?" The rope replied, "No, I'm a frayed knot ." Key Vocabulary + To unravel To undo twisted, knitted, or woven threads. Frayed Worn at the edge (of fabric or rope) so that the threads come apart. The Language Logic + The joke relies on a homophone . When the rope says "a frayed knot", it sounds identical to the polite refusal: "Afraid not" . ...

Learn English With Jokes • Two Nazis in London ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Martini Mix-up Intermediate · Humour · Homophones ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les traductions en français Two former Nazis are hiding out in London, living quietly under new identities and doing their best to pass as proper English gentlemen. One evening, they go into a bar and, in flawless English, order martinis. The bartender nods and asks, " Dry? " The two men glance at each other in panic and shout: "Nein, zwei!" Key Vocabulary + To hide out Stay somewhere to avoid being found Flawless Without any mistakes or imperfections ...