ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Mostly Absurd Intermediate · Mostly Absurd · Puns & Wordplay ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Did you hear about the Italian chef CUISINIER who died? Yeah... he pasta-way JEU DE MOTS: "passed away" (décédé) → "pasta-way" (pâtes) . Two friends are robbing DÉVALISANT a liquor store MAGASIN D'ALCOOL , and as they are clearing the shelves VIDANT LES RAYONS , the first one asks: "is this whiskey WHISKY ?" His friend replies: "Sure, but not as wisky JEU DE MOTS : « whisky (-> risky) » prononcé avec un zozotement as wobbing a bank JEU DE MOTS : « robbing a bank » prononcé avec ...

Witty One-Liners To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Witty One-Liners Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Applied for a job extracting coal EXTRAIRE DU CHARBON but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined JE N'AI JAMAIS EXTRAIT (JEU DE MOTS AVEC "NEVER MIND") . — Anon What's another word for Thesaurus THESAURUS (DICTIONNAIRE DE SYNONYMES) ? — Steven Wright What do you call a fake FAUX dad? A faux pas A joke! It sounds like "faux pa" ("fake dad"). "Faux pas" is a French expression meaning a social mistake. . — Anon A f...

Classic Jokes To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender BARMAN says, " So what's with the long face? ALORS, POURQUOI CET AIR SI TRISTE ? " A girl wanted to impress IMPRESSIONNER her English teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while talking to someone. She said, " Excuse me, can I pass away? PARDON, PUIS-JE PASSER ? ("pass away" = mourir, erreur de l'élève) " A student, who is studying English as a foreign language LANGUE ÉTRANGÈRE , was confused PERDU | DÉROUTÉ when he saw...