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Learn English With Jokes ✦ Pig!

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Pig! Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man is driving up a steep RAIDE and narrow ÉTROITE mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out SE PENCHA À L'EXTÉRIEUR of her car window and yells " PIG! COCHON ! " The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, " BITCH! SALOPE ! " They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds TOURNE the next corner, he crashes into PERCUTE a pig right there in the middle of the road, and dies. 📘 Key Vocabulary + ...

Learn English With Jokes ✦ A Horse Walks Into A Bar

Classic Jokes To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender BARMAN says, " So what's with the long face? ALORS, POURQUOI CET AIR SI TRISTE ? " A girl wanted to impress IMPRESSIONNER her English teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while talking to someone. She said, " Excuse me, can I pass away? PARDON, PUIS-JE PASSER ? ("pass away" = mourir, erreur de l'élève) " A student, who is studying English as a foreign language LANGUE ÉTRANGÈRE , was confused PERDU | DÉROUTÉ when he saw...