ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Seeing A Friend Off Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Modal (wish) ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Three drunks IVROGNES arrived at the railway station moments before the train was due to depart. Seeing their incapacity INCAPACITÉ , the kind station-master assisted to bundle them LES EMBARQUER SANS MÉNAGEMENT into the carriage. He managed to A RÉUSSI À get two of them aboard just in time, before the train pulled out SORTIR DE | QUITTER LA GARE . He turned apologetically D'UN AIR CONTRIT to the one left behind. "I'm sorry, old chap MON VIEUX ," he said. "I wish I could have got you on the train as well....

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Cause Of Arthritis Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man who smelled like a distillery DISTILLERIE flopped S'AFFAISA on a subway MÉTRO seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained SA CRAVATE ÉTAIT TACHÉE , his face was plastered with ÉTAIT BARBOUILLÉ DE red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out DÉPASSAIT of his torn DÉCHIRÉ coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the dishevelled DÉBRAILLÉ guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?" "...