ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Taxi Driver ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Taxi Driver Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A taxi passenger tapped TAPA LÉGÈREMENT the driver on the shoulder ÉPAULE to ask him a question. The driver screamed LE CHAUFFEUR A HURLÉ , lost control of the car, nearly PRESQUE hit a bus HEURTA UN BUS , went up a footpath TROTTOIR , and stopped just inches from a shop window À QUELQUES CENTIMÈTRES D'UNE VITRINE . For a second, everything was quiet in the cab TAXI . Then the driver said, "Look, mate MON VIEUX / MON POTE , don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me TU M'AS FAIT UNE PEUR BLEUE !"...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Juan & Amal Intermediate · Past Simple · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour le français. Tapez sur 🔊 pour écouter la prononciation. A woman has identical twins jumeaux • jumelles , and gives them up for adoption les donne en adoption . One of them L’un d’eux goes to a family in Morocco and is named s’appelle ‘Amal’. The other one L’autre goes to a family in Spain and is named ‘Juan’. Many years later Juan sends a picture envoie une photo of himself to his mum maman . When she gets the photo, the mother tells her husband dit à son mari that she wished elle souhaitait she also had a photo of Amal. Her husband responds répond , “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Jua...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Forenames Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les traductions en français. This Native American boy JEUNE GARÇON AMÉRINDIEN went to his mother one day with a puzzled look REGARD PERPLEXE on his face. "Mum," he said, "why is my big brother named Thunderstorm?" The mother replied, ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Birthday Gift Dreams Intermediate · Vocabulary Building · Past Tenses ✦ Survolez ou tapez sur les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. At breakfast AU PETIT-DÉJEUNER , a woman said to her husband, "Honey, I had the wildest dream LE RÊVE LE PLUS FOU | LE PLUS ÉTRANGE last night. I dreamt that I saw a diamond necklace COLLIER ! What do you think it means?" The husband thought about i...

Classic Jokes To Make You Laugh ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes A Horse Walks Into A Bar Intermediate · One-Liner Collection · Vocabulary Building ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender BARMAN says, " So what's with the long face? ALORS, POURQUOI CET AIR SI TRISTE ? " A girl wanted to impress IMPRESSIONNER her English teacher one day. She had to walk past the teacher while talking to someone. She said, " Excuse me, can I pass away? PARDON, PUIS-JE PASSER ? ("pass away" = mourir, erreur de l'élève) " A student, who is studying English as a foreign language LANGUE ÉTRANGÈRE , was confused PERDU | DÉROUTÉ when he saw...