ESL JOKES

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes Confession & Lemons Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. Man HOMME to his priest PRÊTRE : "Yesterday I had sex with a 17-year-old girl." Priest: " Squeeze PRESSER 17 lemons CITRONS and drink the juice all at once D'UN SEUL COUP ." Man: "And that will take away my sin PÉCHÉ ?" Priest: "No, but it will take away that stupid grin UN GRAND SOURIRE on your face." 📘 Key Vocabulary + priest PRÊTRE squeeze PRESSER ...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Poor Box Intermediate · Past Simple · Conditional ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man went into confession ENTRA EN CONFESSION / SE CONFESSA and told the priest, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I came close to J'AI ÉTÉ SUR LE POINT DE being unfaithful to my wife." The priest leaned forward. " Almost PRESQUE ? What do you mean, almost PRESQUE ?" "Well," the man explained, "we kissed, undressed, and rubbed against each other. But I stopped before going all the way." The priest's face hardened. "Rubbing is the same as putting it in, my son. You are forbidden INTERDIT...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Priest & The Tool Intermediate · Past Simple · Past Continuous ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. On an international flight VOL INTERNATIONAL , a young woman was having a long conversation with the priest PRÊTRE sitting next to her. They were about to SUR LE POINT DE land when the woman, looking slightly embarrassed, said, "Listen, Father, may I ask you for a favour? I bought a luxury massage tool APPAREIL DE MASSAGE that was quite expensive, and I really don't want to pay customs fees DROITS DE DOUANE . Could you POURRIEZ-VOUS hide it under your cassock SOUTANE when we pass through customs DOUANE … please?" The priest rel...

Learn English With Jokes • Ret's ESL Jokes ☀ / ☾ theme Learn English With Jokes The Cause Of Arthritis Intermediate · Past Simple · Present Simple ✦ Survolez les mots en ambre pour voir les définitions en français. A man who smelled like a distillery DISTILLERIE flopped S'AFFAISA on a subway MÉTRO seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained SA CRAVATE ÉTAIT TACHÉE , his face was plastered with ÉTAIT BARBOUILLÉ DE red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out DÉPASSAIT of his torn DÉCHIRÉ coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the dishevelled DÉBRAILLÉ guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?" "...