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Sunday, 11 September 2011

positions

đť•€ once took a sex education class at university, and a funny thing happened one day.

The teacher arrived and told us we'd be discussing sex positions that day, and asked us how many positions we knew. A young girl near me said, "seven."

The professor said, "very good." But as he prepared to ask another student, a loud voice from the back of the lecture hall shouted, "ninety-one!"

The professor looked over his glasses but couldn't really make out who had spoken. Finally he called on a guy in the front row, and the guy said, "five".

And again from the back a voice screamed, "ninety-one!"

Finally the teacher pointed to a shy-looking lady sitting not far from me. She looked like she wasn't going to answer. But then she said, "only one, Sir."

And the teacher asked, "well, that is unusual, young lady. And what position is that?"

"The one with the man on top and the woman under him," she replied.

And from the back of the room the same, loud voice shouted, "ninety-two!"


The verb "make out" is a phrasal verb. like many phrasal verbs is has more than one meaning. Here it means to discern. But the verb also means (se) rouler des pelles, or (se) peloter. For example, "Did you see Thabo and Limpho making out behind the rondavel last night?"

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