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Wednesday 4 March 2020

lawyer's fee

𝔸 man goes to his lawyer's: "What is your fee?"

The lawyer says: "It's €1 000 for 3 questions."

Man: "Wow! Isn't that a bit too expensive?"

Lawyer: "Yes, it is. So what's your third question?"


The apostrophe attached to a name means "chez". For example, "I'm at the butcher's" means "Je suis chez le boucher". It works the same way with proper names, which is why this blog is called Ret's ESL Jokes.

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Monday 7 May 2018

lucky night

A guy meets a sex worker in a bar.

She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a very special game for you. I’ll do anything you want for €200 as long as you can say it in three words. Please say it slowly.’

The guy replies, ‘Okay, why not’.

He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and places €200 on the bar, and slowly says: 'Paint... my... house.'


Self-explanatory. I'm not going to spell out what she was expecting him to say.

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