row

𝔾ilbert: My wife and I had a terrible row last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.

Gilbert's friend: Wow! That’s incredible! What did you say?

Gilbert: Nothing. But she said, come out from under that sofa, Gilbert!

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resemblances

𝔹roccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: And I look just like an umbrella!

Walnut: And me exactly like a brain.

Banana: Can we change the subject please?

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receiving money

𝔸 woman visited a family. At the end of her visit, she gave a dollar to the little boy whose family she had been visiting. The little boy put the bill in his pocket without saying thank you. His mother, thinking perhaps he was too shy, asked him, "What do you reply?"
"I don't know."
"Yes you do. What do I always say when your father gives me money?"
"You say, 'Is that all?'"

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Never hesitate to exploit jokes in order to improve your English. You'd be killing two birds with a single stone: laughing, and learning. I have touched on this subject before, here, for example... and here, and here and here. Have a good laugh!

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