- I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs. Peter Kay
- I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper’s jammin’ again. Anonymous
- I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them Steve Martin
- 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die Bill Murray
- I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato. Will Ferrell
- Are there any medium rappers? They’re always big or lil. Anonymous
- Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food? Anonymous
- My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with. She read hers out and there were no surprises... (1) George Clooney... (2) Brad Pitt etc. I thought ‘I’ve got the better deal here’. (1) Your sister... Michael McIntyre
Never hesitate to exploit jokes in order to improve your English. You'd be killing two birds with a single stone: laughing, and learning. I have touched on this subject before, here, for example... and here, and here and here. Have a good laugh!
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