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Showing posts with label hunters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hunters. Show all posts

Wednesday 28 September 2011

hunters

Two friends are out hunting in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back with only the whites showing. The hunter whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a very calm, comforting voice, says, "Just take it easy. Don't panic. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. The hunter comes back and the emergency operator hears him say into the phone: "OK, now what?"


The forest or the woods... same difference.

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