𝔸 middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"
God answered, "No, you have another 30 years, 2 months and 11 days to live."
When she recovered, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and dye her hair blonde.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was discharged from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a truck and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another "30 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Because I didn't recognize you."
When your time is up, then you are going to die soon or immediately, there's no more time left. The expression can be applied to every situation, for example in sports. The 90th minute in football, for example. Or when the bell rings at the end of an exam. And so on. Time up!
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up"
God answered, "No, you have another 30 years, 2 months and 11 days to live."
When she recovered, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and dye her hair blonde.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was discharged from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a truck and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another "30 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"
God replied, "Because I didn't recognize you."
When your time is up, then you are going to die soon or immediately, there's no more time left. The expression can be applied to every situation, for example in sports. The 90th minute in football, for example. Or when the bell rings at the end of an exam. And so on. Time up!
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