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Showing posts with label good news & bad news 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good news & bad news 2. Show all posts

Sunday 20 March 2011

good news & bad news 2

Doctor: "I've got some bad news and some good news for you."

Patient: "Give me the bad news first!"

Doctor: "You've got AIDS."

Patient: "Oh, no! That's awful! What's the good news, then?"

Doctor: "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."

Patient, looking relieved: "Oh...well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."


Remember: "News" is singular. We say "some news" or "a piece of news". Never "the news are", always "the news is".

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